awsuminsomniac

awsuminsomniac
posted a quote
September 4, 2011 12:08pm UTC

Today, a man I've never talked to before shook my hand in church and said, "You have the most beautiful smile in the world, you should use it more often."
Day. Made.
nmf
Format by Sandrasaurus

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awsuminsomniac
posted a quote
August 6, 2011 11:21am UTC

so my friend, after track practice
was picked up by one of his random neighbors
in a stalker van...
so we all started
screaming at him
"the candy's not free!"
nmf

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awsuminsomniac
posted a quote
July 10, 2011 3:19pm UTC

I want a guy to love me
{like Severus Snape loves Lily Evans}
Even after she married his enemy
{he continued to love her}
even after she was murdered
{he spent his life trying to save her son from the same fate}
I want a guy whose love is
{ never ending & unchanging, no matter what}

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awsuminsomniac
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 5:12pm UTC

the AwKwaRd
moment
when witty lies
and your quote doesn't
get 248 comments and 618 faves
or when you see:
you're already signed in, silly!

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awsuminsomniac
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 4:59pm UTC

yea, I'm a teenage girl
i hate leaving the house without make-up
when I'm home, my hair goes up in a messy bun and my skinny jeans trade in for sweatpants
i have that one friend who is so gorgeous that it constantly makes me compare myself in disappointment
i have a celebrity crush
i want a boy who will kiss me in the rain <3
I listen to Taylor Swift on my bad days
I know it's not just me
comment or fave if it's you :)

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awsuminsomniac
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 2:26pm UTC

RaNd0M facts(:
1. evolution made women lighter sleepers than men so they could easily wake to the cry of a baby
2. the koala bear is not really a bear, but is related to the kangaroo and the wombat
3. 1/3 pound stalk of broccoli contains more vitamin C than 204 apples
4. Emus cannot walk backwards
5. the letter J does not appear in the periodic table of elements
6. the longest chapter in the bible is Psalm 199; it has 17 verses.
7. the pound key (#) on a keyboard is called the octothorpe
8. chocolate doesn't cause acne
9. a rabbit is not able to vomit
10. There are more than 40 million Americans that have "chronic halitosis," which is bad breath that never goes away
11. The average four year-old child asks over four hundred questions a day
12. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable."
13. In a day 34,000 children die every day from causes that are related to poverty and hunger
14. The largest earthworm on record was found in South Africa and measured 22 feet
15. An apple, potato, and onion all taste the same if you eat them with your nose plugged. They all taste sweet

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awsuminsomniac
posted a quote
June 14, 2011 12:01pm UTC

<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>
you want to read the story of my life?
borrow my iPod.

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awsuminsomniac
posted a quote
May 18, 2011 6:46pm UTC

he said:
» hugging you is the best feeling ever
{ its a warm, soft, electric explosion}
and i get to hold my whole world in my arms

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awsuminsomniac
posted a quote
May 18, 2011 6:39pm UTC

what the hell
do the animals in Narnia eat ? ♥

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awsuminsomniac
posted a quote
April 29, 2011 7:43pm UTC

that one time. . .
you let yourself belive
things will turn out differently...
& you end up crying yourself to sleep.
nmf

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awsuminsomniac
posted a quote
April 24, 2011 8:47pm UTC

those annoying guys on witty...
whose quotes all say, "I'm single, talk to me."
and get like 80 faves.
really girls...you're that desperate?
♥

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awsuminsomniac
posted a quote
April 20, 2011 9:22am UTC

what's a horoscope?
a telescope that can only see...
YOUR FACE?♥

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awsuminsomniac
posted a quote
April 16, 2011 4:21pm UTC

She
is sitting all alone,
wondering what went wrong.
crying by herself
listening to their song.
He
is hanging with the guys
pretending not to care
not showing all the hurt inside
how much he misses her.
She
is driving in her car
looking all around the town
for the boy who broke her heart.
the one who brought her down.
He
can't believe he did it,
squashed her like a bug.
he misses all of her promises,
but most of all her hugs.
She
drives down a dirt road
one with a dead end.
she pulls the trigger fast
no more time in life to spend.
He
stands at her graveside
not ready to believe
the simple words "we're done"
were so easily conceived.

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awsuminsomniac
posted a quote
April 16, 2011 2:08pm UTC

& i hate when
i forget my ipod, when i need music to save me the most.♥

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awsuminsomniac
posted a quote
April 14, 2011 7:06pm UTC

Itunes
NEEDS a witty app.♥

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awsuminsomniac
posted a quote
April 14, 2011 6:54pm UTC

You have brought us the small mailman
»And the one who smells
of prunes.
not my format

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awsuminsomniac
posted a quote
April 13, 2011 10:15pm UTC

best part about hugging him?
axe

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awsuminsomniac
posted a quote
April 9, 2011 10:12pm UTC

i wish my mom had told me the same thing about love as scary movies...
"Don't worry honey, it's not real."

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awsuminsomniac
posted a quote
April 4, 2011 10:53pm UTC

cuz it's you and me,
and all other people, and I don't know why...
I can't take my eyes off of you
♥

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awsuminsomniac
posted a quote
March 29, 2011 12:08pm UTC

hurt me, I'll be fine.
you dare hurt her in front of me...
all hell breaks loose.

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