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Breeze
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December 16, 2013 7:20pm UTC

your colours always change,you never act the same with me
Format by Breeze

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helloitslexi
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December 19, 2013 7:06pm UTC

So apparantely people can't hear in the morning, I scan all this lady's groceries then totaled it...
me: "$51.53"
customer: "61.53?"
me: "51.53."
customer: "61.53?"
me: "no." *makes a five with my hand* "51.53"
customer: "ok. so 51.53?"
omg. shoot me now.

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kristabff
posted a quote
December 19, 2013 4:01pm UTC

It's my 1 Year Witty Anniversary.
December 19th, 2012, I created this account. It was originally for my friend, but she posted one quote and got like 200 favorites and never used it and so I took it (I know totally not selfish haha). Anyway, I have made SO MANY wonderful friends from here! Some of you guys are SO CUTE and FUN and make me sooo happy?? And oh my gosh guys.. I can't even believe I have 727 followers and i've only written 334 quotes?? How is that even possible???? You guys make me feel so good, like I can't believe that many of you actually like my humor?? And now one of my quotes is on the SECOND PAGE OF TOP THIS YEAR??? No no no. You have NO IDEA how thankful I am for EVERYTHING- every little comment, favorite, follow- anything, it makes me so happy. This website has bettered my life in so many ways. I will never regret joining this website ever. You guys rock <3
..right well this quote is kinda lame but really I just want to let you know that without this website I don't even know what my life would be? Thank you so much for creating this website Steve (:
-Love, Krista
PS- If you're sad or happy or any mood you should watch this because it is the funniest music video ever omfg: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxAEXO1lxpA&list=PLeZeBhRUMydMg2NzgPnMpXTw0BbXZsf-E

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destabilise
posted a quote
December 19, 2013 2:48pm UTC

You were like the summer.
Barely anyone appreciated you
when you were here, but the second
you were gone, all they did was miss
you.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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SimpleGirl
posted a quote
December 10, 2013 4:19pm UTC

There's something about you
that makes me very happy. Glad you are alive today.

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SimpleGirl
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December 10, 2013 4:28pm UTC

LooKing THrougH
your oLD quoTes. ♥

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AwkwardlyAnna
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December 10, 2013 8:45pm UTC

let me tell you this:
if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you,
it is not because they enjoy solitude.
It's because they have tried to blend into
the world before,
and people continue to dissappoint them.
jodi piccoult

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savannah*
posted a quote
December 10, 2013 8:38pm UTC

In the end, we're all just humans
d r u n k o n t h e i d e a t h a t l o v e , a n d o n l y l o v e , c o u l d s o m e h ow h e a l o u r b r o k e n e s s .

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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finding_nemo
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December 10, 2013 4:17pm UTC

 
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Where are my kids who get
snow every winter
BUT THE SECOND IT STARTS SNOWING IN SCHOOL EVERYTHING BECOMES IRRELEVANT AND IT'S LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THAT WHITE SH.T BEFORE

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
December 10, 2013 6:58pm UTC

I hate when people call their grandparents weird names
instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
December 10, 2013 5:08pm UTC

. . Insta
Got my
grandma
on speed-dial
call it
Instagram
wittyxxgirlxx format please do not remove

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† *
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December 10, 2013 6:07pm UTC

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ChocoTaco
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December 10, 2013 5:01pm UTC

My mom was telling me about embarrassing things that happened to her when she first started dating my dad.
And one time he came over to her house for dinner, and he asked for dressing for his salad. So my grandma gave him some dressing from the back of her fridge. It tasted sour so my dad checked the expiration date, and it expired 3 years before he used it. My grandma gave him 3 year old dressing for his salad. I guess my mom just wants to prove that she isn't nearly as bad as my grandma.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
December 10, 2013 5:23pm UTC

If someone ever tells you a certain song
is important to them you should turn it up
and lay on your bed and close your eyes
and really listen to it even if it's 10 minutes
long because at the end you will know
that person much better than you think.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ImNotArObOt*
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 4:05pm UTC

What Idiot named it 'Toilet paper' instead of 'Crapkins'

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