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Snape
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February 27, 2013 6:44pm UTC

Is that
happiness I smell?
10 points from Gryffindor.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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LilyEvans
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February 27, 2013 6:54pm UTC

I see you snape

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Soup2434
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March 6, 2013 4:41pm UTC

Me: I'm sorry it's just been a bad day
Me: of a tough week
Me: of a bad month
Me: of a terrible year
Me: of a dreadful existance

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Soup2434
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March 6, 2013 4:44pm UTC

I want
to meet my favorite celebrity and then fight a
mountain troll with them because then we’d
have to be friends because there are some
experiences you can’t share with someone
without ending up friends and knocking out a
mountain troll is one of them

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Hale_Storm18
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March 1, 2013 8:20pm UTC

Perez Hilton adopted a kid
They gave Perez Hilton a kid
Perez Hilton is now the legal gaurdian of a kid
Perez Hilton is responsible for the life of a human being

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Hale_Storm18
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March 1, 2013 6:06pm UTC

I am not a morning person. I am not a night owl.
But I can rock 11:30 AM like nobody's business.

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Jahyvie
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March 1, 2013 6:59pm UTC

Did you know.
New Google employees are called "Nooglers" and are given a colourful propeller beanie cap to wear on their first Friday.

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Iwannacookie2304
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March 1, 2013 2:37pm UTC

Mum: No! Mia you can't have ice cream!
Me: THATS IT! NO GRANDCHILDREN!
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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kristabff
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March 1, 2013 4:25pm UTC

I'm the type of person that will
get the hardest question on the math test correction but still manage to get an 80% from stupid mistakes.

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sammy*
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March 1, 2013 4:05pm UTC

Guys are super attractive when they get protective or jealous ♥

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kristabff
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March 1, 2013 5:18pm UTC

Kudos to WittyProfiles.com,
the only website I know that tells you if it's your username or your password that's incorrect.

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sammy*
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March 1, 2013 4:47pm UTC

Some songs wake up my inner stripper

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 4:08pm UTC

he found her
most beautiful
not when she was all
fancied up but
when she wasn't.
when she was
lying on the carpet, with
her hair a mess,
laughing about
something that happened
years ago.
he couldn't
take his eyes
off her when she
let her wall
down. when she
wasn't trying to
impress
anyone.
format jimmy365

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hermione23katniss
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March 1, 2013 9:34pm UTC

I think all the wittians
NEED TO COME TOGETHER AND MAKE A HARLEM SHAKE VIDEO.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 1:12pm UTC

*Me In Church*
On the outside: *Looking at the priest doing nothing*
On the inside: *Having this amazing story in my head where ninjas break in through the windows, and I have to rescue all the scared people in the church. Then I save the day and everyone loves me.*

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bunnylover43
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February 27, 2013 4:51pm UTC

~The Perks Of Being A Wallflower~
Sam: so what are you going to do when you get out of this place?
Charlie: I really wanna be a writer but I don't know what I would write about
Sam: You could write about us!
Patrick: Call it Sl.ut and the Falcon.
Patrick: Make us solve crimes!

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Jahyvie
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February 27, 2013 7:05pm UTC

You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you'll escape it one day, and how awesome it will be, and imagining that future keeps you going, but you never do it. You just use the future to escape the present. -John Green.

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