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yourcool
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 3:22pm UTC

I can't stand when people say
a babies age in months after a year old.
"Yeah he's 29 months old".
B/tch don't make me do math.

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LONERFORLIFEEE
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 12:20am UTC

Happy Birthday, FramingMatthew. ♥

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abigaail
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 4:11pm UTC

I wonder if......
I've already met the person I'm going to marry.

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 10:12pm UTC

friend: can i use your computer?
me:
friend: why do you look so scared?

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xNeonCookiiex
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 8:38am UTC

In England not everyone is posh
In Texas not everyone is a cowboy
In Ireland not everyone has red hair
In China not everyone is a genius
In India not everyone eats curry
In Scotland not everyone wears a kilt
In Japan not everyone likes sushi
In California not everyone is blond
In Australia not everyone is a surfer
In Africa not everyone is black.
Any more ideas?
nmq/nmf

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forever_mine_123
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Don't do something
p e r m a n e n t l y stupid just because you're
t e m p o r a r i l y upset .

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mamamiiaxox
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 9:33pm UTC

We fear Rejection.
Want Attention.
Crave Affection.
And
Dream of Perfection.

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lasagnatonight
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 8:21pm UTC

I was in class today
With the A/C blowing right on me making my hair blow back. My teacher said I look like a model. And another girl said I was like an angel.
BEST. CLASS. EVER.

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ErinIsTheName*
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 8:52pm UTC

K.
k
Yeah, Get back to me when you learn the rest of the alphabet.
jjj
hgk

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SexyBeatGotSwag
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 8:11pm UTC

Reading a quote on Witty
And being all:
"Woah, that's deep."
Format by Sandrasaurus

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ilikethings
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 9:03pm UTC

Rule #1
I'm always right.
Rule #2
If I'm ever wrong, refer to rule #1.
nmf

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lovelydarling
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 10:10pm UTC

Mom: You've been in the same position since I left like three hours ago
Me: You have to admit that's kind of impressive
nmf/nmq

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LoveIsEverlasting
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 2:14am UTC

And if you do not succeed, which I doubt, you can look back knowing that you tried
-Jake

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hay_hay12
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 7:12pm UTC

BORED OF BEING
BORED BECAUSE
BEING BORED IS
BORING.

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loveisjustlove
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 7:22pm UTC

The awkward moment when you don't
understand a quote that got a ton of faves.
mq/mf

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 7:22pm UTC

click to see this quote

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 7:12pm UTC

The things we lost always have a way of coming back to us in the end.
- HarryPotter

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 8:02pm UTC

Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart.
- AnneFrank

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soup6996
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 10:31pm UTC

a_big_white_van started following you. - 2:27 am August 16, 2012
Well... that's hot.

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MizzBlush_x
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 6:10pm UTC

After a break up
maybe one gets hurt more than the other
because during the relationship
one falls in love more each day
while the other
falls out of love each day
#icanrelate

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