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reyyy312
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January 23, 2013 12:41pm UTC

friend: can we just drop it?
me: ...like it's hot?

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HGlover12
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January 23, 2013 8:36pm UTC

Friend: Yo, you got the stuff??
Me: Yeah I got the stuff
Me: here take the gum
Me: and if anyone asks, you didn't get it from me.
MIDDLE SCHOOL DEALING

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WeAreTheBoys
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January 23, 2013 4:49pm UTC

Okay guys, seriously, that's enough. Let's all agree to stop drawing on Lil Wayne while he's passed out drunk.

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SmileyFacesAreAmazing
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 3:36pm UTC

why do i keep
r u n n i n g back
to you

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BlackButterflies
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January 23, 2013 7:52pm UTC

"I was a big liar when I was a child. I lied about everything. I think partly I just wanted to one-up somebody... like somebody would be like 'ahhh god, my leg hurts!' and I'd be like, 'your leg hurts? I'm getting mine amputated next week.' "
- Jennifer Lawrence

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Loopy23
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January 23, 2013 7:48am UTC

If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time there would be world peace for at least two hours.

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jubibu
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January 23, 2013 7:14pm UTC

On Facebook
Person: You'll always be fat
Me: You're as cold as the ice cream Im about to eat.

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 5:52pm UTC

she went to the ocean
and jumped in the waves
and prayed the darkness would take her away
she gasped for air that wasn't there
and let the sea consume her

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becca_marie_123
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January 23, 2013 12:11pm UTC

I think it would save a lot of trouble if they just paired
The Bachelor with The Bachelorette...

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BPisAFail
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January 23, 2013 4:46am UTC

Sometimes you can almost tell how nice a person is, just by looking at their smile.

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lillybeth7
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January 23, 2013 1:05pm UTC

Me: *drops phone* Headphones: I got you bro .

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wuvyouboo
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 9:15pm UTC

Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes
and someone asks for 2, how many do you
have left?
Me: 10
Teacher: If somebody forcibly takes 2 of
the cakes, how many would you have left
then?
Me: 10 and a dead body.

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EmilyxLovesxU
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January 23, 2013 2:35pm UTC

Parents: Your room is such a mess.
Me: Lol, you should see my life

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blankwolf*
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December 4, 2012 10:21pm UTC

How to tell who has been stalking your Facebook profile.
1. Go to Facebook.com
2. Right click anywhere on the page.
3. Click "View page source"
4. Press CTRL + F and type "orderedfriends"
5. Copy the first series of numbers in quotation marks below it.
6. Open another tab, go to Facebook.com/(paste the number here)
7. The first number is the person that's been on your profile the most,
the second the second most, and so on.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

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HannahLovesYou123
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November 27, 2012 7:14pm UTC

Drake and Josh
Mindi: say fort.
Josh: fort.
Mindi: say it three times.
Josh: fort, fort, fort.
Mindi: spell it twice.
Josh: F-o-r-t, f-o-r-t.
Mindi: Say it two more times.
Josh: fort, fort.
Mindi: Now, what do you eat soup with?
Josh: Hahaha, you can't out smart me! A fork!
Mindi: Oh really, because I eat soup with a spoon..

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Raining_Sunshine
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October 26, 2012 9:00pm UTC

So today in class,
This hot guy picked up a piece of my hair and started singing,
"Soft kitty,
Warm kitty,
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
Purr, purr, purr."
And I was just sitting there like,
"Lol, wtf is going on right now."

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