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kristabff
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June 28, 2013 5:41pm UTC

Is it just me or does Shane Dawson
really really really really really really really really really really look like the animated character Rumpelstiltskin from the film Shrek Ever After oh my god

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AnaCastro196
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June 17, 2013 5:36pm UTC

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Only a real genius could say
these four words fast without
getting tongue tied:
eye, yam, stew, peed

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AnaCastro196
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June 17, 2013 5:41pm UTC

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How to end your essay:
"You feel me?"

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catieosaur
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June 17, 2013 7:54pm UTC

I never want to see you unhappy.
I THOUGHT YOU'D WANT THE SAME FOR ME.

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catieosaur
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 9:07pm UTC

I miss you so much.

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catieosaur
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June 19, 2013 8:53am UTC

have you ever missed
someone so much, you can't breathe?

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 8:52pm UTC

attractive person: hey.
me: is this some kind of sick joke?

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AnaCastro196
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June 21, 2013 1:09am UTC

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Puberty did Jake T. Austin
well

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BravoSierra
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June 21, 2013 11:42am UTC

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You're lying if you've ever said
you haven't sat alone in your room and sang "She Will Be Loved" at the top of your lungs.

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BravoSierra
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June 21, 2013 12:01pm UTC

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I don't really forgive people.
I just pretend it's okay and wait for my oppurtunity to destroy them.

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BravoSierra
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June 22, 2013 2:38pm UTC

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Please don't ever yell at me.
There is like a 113% chance that I will cry.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:17am UTC

The person who invented marriage is creepy.
they were all like, "Yo, I love you so much I'm going to get the government involved so you can't leave."

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:22am UTC

mom: the best things in life are free
food: lol
cell phone: lol
concert tickets: lol
internet: lol

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:58am UTC

Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

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BravoSierra
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June 24, 2013 11:53am UTC

It physically hurts me
when I see someone using internet explorer.

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Baseballisme
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 9:24pm UTC

Who else thinks they have super powers, but just don't know how to activate them yet?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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spence*
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 12:14pm UTC

I just want to sleep forever....
I really don't see the difference between saying that and saying "I wanna die"
Because there's not

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YouthInRetrospect
posted a quote
December 31, 2012 1:02pm UTC

I don't always panic,
but when I do, it's at the disco.
If you understood this, I love you.

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Hale_Storm18
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December 30, 2012 3:21pm UTC

I hate most Disney Channel shows because
they're the same basic premise with different characters. And also, who comes up with the costume design? No one actually dresses in three shirts with a vest and a plaid skirt over jeggings over jeans with twenty bracelets.

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