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  1. XxstillunwrittenxX XxstillunwrittenxX
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    Not Having to Worry About Getting Pregnant Because My Face is my Birth Control.

  2. LookingThroughMyHazelEyes LookingThroughMyHazelEyes
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 12:13am UTC
    credittorunningislife
    Never give up.
    What doesn't kill you,
    can only make you a stronger person.

  3. XxstillunwrittenxX XxstillunwrittenxX
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    Me: What is social interaction and where can I not do it?

  4. LookingThroughMyHazelEyes LookingThroughMyHazelEyes
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 2:01pm UTC
    These 1 Direction Quotes Are Dumb.
    We get it, you like 1D.
    No need to make up fake quotes that 1D "said".
    We're not dumb. We know that 1D doesn't say half of the things you say they do.
    1D is only trying to keep their fans happy by saying appearance doesn't matter.
    I mean, without the 1D fans, they wouldn't be so popular/rich.
    K, im done here.

  5. XxstillunwrittenxX XxstillunwrittenxX
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    I want a boy best friend.

  6. XxstillunwrittenxX XxstillunwrittenxX
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    On a scale of 1-100, How
    Immature Are You?
    69.

  7. maaaaay_bay12 maaaaay_bay12
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    I hate it when i don't forward chain messages
    and i die the next day.

  8. funnymonkey15 funnymonkey15
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    When im in the car
    and i sad song comes on, i stare out the window and act like im in a movie.

  9. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Ever since
    I found Witty
    &+
    One Direction
    My grades went in One Direction
    and it wasn't up

  10. Jessileigh143xx Jessileigh143xx
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    When you accidentally hurt
    your pet and you're like,
    "OHMYGOSH i'm so sorry!"
    and they walk away so you run after them like
    "LET ME LOVE YOU!!!"
    *****

  11. abbeysroad333 abbeysroad333
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    Please read this!!
    Okay. I made one of this 'vent' things before. And all of you that read it, I love you.But i'm going to die. Very soon. Like any day. I'm in the hospital at the moment. I can't believe my mom let me take my laptop in with me :) But she did. This may or may not be my last quote. I just wish I had enough time to write to all of you guys individually. That will NEVER happen, lol. It would be very time consuming. But all of you have made a huge impact on at least ONE person's life. Well, i have to go. My mom is on my case. I just wanted to say ONE thing to each and every one of you that reads this. I.Love.You. and it DOES get better. DON'T take your life over something or someone. Because look at me, i'm dying not by choice. Take what you have and be greatful. I love you all < 3
    If you read this I love you♥
    nmf♥

  12. LookingThroughMyHazelEyes LookingThroughMyHazelEyes
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    when im depressed, i cut myself...
    a piece of cake.

  13. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    Society: You're ugly, pathetic, worthless, pathetic, dumb, stupid, fat. Go kill yourself. Unwanted, forever alone, anorexic, freak.
    Me: *kills myself.*
    Society: Lol, why'd she do that?

  14. morgan_19 morgan_19
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    going to bed ,
    with 2 socks on,
    and waking up
    with 1 one .

  15. kdsmith2398 kdsmith2398
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    "I make it rain on dem hoes!"
    "Grandma, stop peeing on the garden tools!"

  16. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    seeing a little kid's outfit
    ------------------------------> and wondering how their parents let them out of the house

  17. elligrig13 elligrig13
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    Today is the oldest
    you've ever been
    and the youngest
    you'll ever be again.

  18. klahhkayy klahhkayy
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    Favorite this quote if you....
    B*tch don't tell me what to do!

  19. OliviaOreoo OliviaOreoo
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    What If Air Is Actually Poisonous,
    And It Just Takes 80 Years Or More To Kill Us
    Format by twilightgirl995

  20. LoversGonnaLove LoversGonnaLove
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    When your telling your friend
    Something so hilarious
    And they say:
    You already told me!
    and your like ".........Oh"

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