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:)Kay! Sorry this "About Me" shiit is so boring but thats why they have a 'leave comment on my profile' button so go ahead and click it ;)♥âï¿½ºâï¿½»♥ I need some texting buddies so if you're cool talk to me and I'll give ya my number :3 Bai! [Abbey][Living in Chcago][♥][single] [bisexual][Deuces]

I love so many people on here <3 you are all changing lives,whether you know it or not and you're all so goddamnn inspirational, it's not even funny c':

HEY MUDAWFUCKASSS! this is Tabby, abby's best friend &roomate :) This is account shall be shared and if you don't like it, who the fuck cares!!? i use pretzels as earrings, i have a piercing, and i paint my nails with ... paint!! :D so hmu. wait. huu. derp.

derp derp.

It's alright to cry. It's alright to cry. It's alright to cry. It's alright to cry. It's alright to cry.

abbeysroad333
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 8:10pm UTC

Please read this!!
Okay. I made one of this 'vent' things before. And all of you that read it, I love you.But i'm going to die. Very soon. Like any day. I'm in the hospital at the moment. I can't believe my mom let me take my laptop in with me :) But she did. This may or may not be my last quote. I just wish I had enough time to write to all of you guys individually. That will NEVER happen, lol. It would be very time consuming. But all of you have made a huge impact on at least ONE person's life. Well, i have to go. My mom is on my case. I just wanted to say ONE thing to each and every one of you that reads this. I.Love.You. and it DOES get better. DON'T take your life over something or someone. Because look at me, i'm dying not by choice. Take what you have and be greatful. I love you all < 3
If you read this I love you♥
nmf♥

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abbeysroad333
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 7:36pm UTC

Let's eat grandpa
Let's eat, grandpa.
The correct punctuation could save a person's life.

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abbeysroad333
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 7:30pm UTC

http://www.yourlifeyourvoice.org/Pages/default.aspx
no need to favorite this.
just saving it so i don't forget :3

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abbeysroad333
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 12:24pm UTC

Cancer is taking my life away..

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abbeysroad333
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 7:26pm UTC

What if our dreams are just blurred memories of our previous lives...

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abbeysroad333
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 5:56pm UTC

OMEGLE
the only place where you can tell the most ridiculose lies and anyone will
believe you
fav if you lovee omegle!!<3

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abbeysroad333
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 5:22pm UTC

I'm sorry, Witty. I
>>need<< to vent
I'm going crazy. I can't stand the pain any longer. My Leukemia is getting really
bad and i'm in the hospital right now. I probably won't be alive this timenext year. It's fine though, really. I'm used to this idea. At first, i was terrified but now i'm not. I know that almost everyone is supporting me and i'm so thankful. I just wanted to say thank you. To all of the people in my life whom i care so much for. If it weren't for you, i wouldn't be where I am today. But i love you all. All i ever wanted in my entire life was to be loved by someone. Actually loved by someone, I haven't really experienced that yet, but i hope one day i will. I'm not doing this for favorites; I couldn't care less about favorites/comments/ blah blah blah. I just wanted someone to stop and read this. I know it's time consuming and life is so short, but i think i'm scared. The fact just hit me that anyday i could be gone from this world anyday.
If you read this I love you♥ I really need your help/
nmf♥

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abbeysroad333
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 4:47pm UTC

And who else remembers
Boy meets world
sabrina the teenage witch
Full house
Saved by the Bell
Sister, sister
Bill nye the science guy
Magic school bus
Beetlejuice
Adams family
Step by step
Goosebumps
Dragon tales
anymore?
Format by twilightgirl995

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abbeysroad333
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 5:49pm UTC

I won't tell you to go to hell...
I'll tell you to go to Oz.
Because you are in DESPERATE NEED of some
courage,
brains,
and most definitely some
HEART♥

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abbeysroad333
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 5:27pm UTC

*Goes onto blocked list*.
Hm, why is she blocked?
*Unblocks her and goes onto chat*. Girl says: "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BABAEZZZZZ!! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX" That's why she was blocked.

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abbeysroad333
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 5:24pm UTC

I saw a warning label in a packet of razors that said "Warning, Do not use during an earthquake." What the hell? "Oh sh*t an earthquake, let me go and shave my legs!"

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abbeysroad333
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 5:22pm UTC

:)
/
Me: What are you doing tonight?
Friend: Oh, you know just hitten up the clubs.
Me: Oh nice what club?
Friend: Club penguin...

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abbeysroad333
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 5:16pm UTC

The reason that seesaws have
two seats is because that way there is always
someone to bring you back up when you go down.

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abbeysroad333
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 5:13pm UTC

Why do we feel so
safe
under the blankets?
It's not like the
murderer will come
in thinking
"I'm gonna kill-
Ah damn! Their
under the blanket."

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abbeysroad333
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 5:09pm UTC

Did you know?
Its impossible to say
"Good Eye Might"
without sounding
Australian?
(favorite if you tried
it)

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abbeysroad333
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 5:06pm UTC

God Gave Me 5 Fingers For A Reason
my pinky is for my best friends and our promises that will *never be broken*
my ring finger is for {him} and for proof that we’ll be together forever
my middle finger is for that girl that pushes me too far and to .s.h.o.w. h.e.r. how I feel
my pointer finger is to s i l e n c e them, to savor the moment
my thumb is for -everyone-, to let them know that I’m gonna be okay,
No Matter What

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abbeysroad333
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 5:04pm UTC

I can't wait to get married,
because it's like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
-my little brother's friend.
♥

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abbeysroad333
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 4:59pm UTC

A boy is crying while watching TV.
Mum: What's wrong?
Boy: Justin Bieber just got shot on CSI!
Mum: Aww, honey, it's not real, he's still alive...
Boy: That's why I'm crying.

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abbeysroad333
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 4:55pm UTC

Today
I was approached by a homeless man who asked if i had any change I only had two dimes, but i gave it to him anyways. As i watched him walk away, he put the dimes in someone's expired parking meter Someone who can't afford to feed himself but helps others.
♥♥♥

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abbeysroad333
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 4:40pm UTC

So, I really want a witty bestfriend <3. One that I can talk to ALL THE TIME. One that I can add on facebook, and text 24/7 and talk about anything(: Someone true. Can anyone help me with this ? :D

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