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xxcandycakesxx
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March 14, 2013 2:41pm UTC

So i'm sitting in Chemistry and the guy behind me was like "Hey Ashley".
So I turned around and he said "wanna tie?"
And I just look at him all confused and he opens his backpack and it is filled with nothing but ties.
So he says "White shirt with grey batman symbol - i got this".
Then he pulls out a long skinny grey tie and long story short I have a new tie.
UPDATE: I've passed 5 different people who yelled out "YOU'VE MET THE KID TOO?!"
There's a tie dealer in my school.
nmq

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gab*
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March 13, 2013 9:46pm UTC

do you ever just sit in class and then something funny you found on the internet crosses your mind and you burst out laughing and everyone gives you strange looks and then you realize how lame you are for thinking about internet all day

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
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March 13, 2013 7:41pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
It's hard not to wonder
why things happen the way they do.

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FlorenceSong
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March 12, 2013 7:19pm UTC

Blessed
are the weird people -
poets, misfits, writers, mystics, painters, troubadours -
for they teach us to see the world through different eyes.
-Jacob Nordby

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Bec*
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March 12, 2013 2:23am UTC

Telling a girl to calm down works as well astrying to baptize a cat.

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yourcool
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March 12, 2013 12:58am UTC

Fear.
One simple, four letter word.
And we let it rule our world.
We let it hold us back from our dreams.
We let it hold us back from life.

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Hale_Storm18
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March 12, 2013 3:49pm UTC

Pot heads argue that marijuana is good for you because it's natural.
But, just because something is natural, doesn't mean it's necessarily good for you. You know what else is natural? Bears.

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yourcool
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March 12, 2013 12:56am UTC

why isn't a group of kangaroos
called a kangacrew?

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definition
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March 11, 2013 7:40pm UTC

Fine. Go ahead and pass me in the halls, pretend like I dont exist and like I mean nothing to you; I hope every single time you look into my eyes though, you relive every moment we shared together.
And I hope it hurts you, as much as it hurts me.
nmf

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MyWittyProfile
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March 11, 2013 8:09pm UTC

ONE TIME THIS BOY WAS LIKE
"IF YOU'RE A BLONDE JUST GET IN MY BED"
AND I MESSAGED HIM
"I'M NOT BLEACH-BLONDE BUT I'M A DIRTY BLONDE LOL"
AND
HE
THOUGHT
I
WAS
SERIOUS

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Castiel*
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March 11, 2013 4:25pm UTC

That's the thing about pain,
it demands to be felt
-John Green

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Delicate*
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March 10, 2013 8:38am UTC

TELL ME THE STORY,
about how the sun
loved the moon so much,
he died every night
to let her breathe.

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Fake_a_smile
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March 6, 2013 1:31am UTC

Most People at Midnight: ugh, I'm
exhausted, I'm going to sleep
Me at Midnight: Right now seems like an excellent time to reorganize my desk that i haven't cleaned since 2010 and read a third of a 450 page novel.

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