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  1. melynely7810 melynely7810
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 5:12am UTC
    Dear Maths,
    Please Grow up and solve You'r own Problems,
    I'm tierd of solving them (:

  2. BeautifulMiracles BeautifulMiracles
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 5:33am UTC
    When I was little, I used to hate sleeping.
    I used to hate being unconsious and having no thoughts.
    I used to get scared that one day I'd never wake up.
    And now I love sleeping for all the same reasons as I used to hate it.

  3. immadragonhearmeRAWR immadragonhearmeRAWR
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 5:36am UTC
    Me: *writes a quote*
    Me: *rereads it*
    Me: Yeah no
    Me: *deletes it*

  4. SummerSunset SummerSunset
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    “Cool
    is overrated...
    Be a GEEK for what
    you LOVE ” - Brigit Mendler

  5. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 11:34am UTC
    do you ever look at other people,
    and the way others are so happy to see them,
    and how amazing they are,
    and just think;
    'I wish I could be special'

  6. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 12:52pm UTC
    *~in class learning about tabacco~*
    teacher: tabacco comes from tabacco leaves
    me: I watched a programme where a tobacco seed and a tomato seed cross bred and made tomacco and everyone was addicted to it
    teacher: really?
    me: yeah
    teacher: what programme was it?
    me: the simpsons

  7. chethu chethu
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 6:19pm UTC
    Hurting you hurts me more

  8. Night Night
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 4:32pm UTC
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  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 1:50pm UTC
    Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are five people in
    my family, so on must be Chinese. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But, I think it's Colin.

  10. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 10:03am UTC
    A strange mind game
    2% or 98% This is strange...can you figure it out? Are you the 2% or 98% of the population? Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD! * Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. * There's no trick or surprise. * Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can!
    * Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them ... really.
    * Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something.)
    Think of a number from 1 to 10
    Multiply that number by 9
    If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together
    Now subtract 5
    Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with (example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.)
    Think of a country that starts with that letter.
    Remember the last letter of the name of that country.
    Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter.
    Remember the last letter in the name of that animal.
    Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter.
    Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange? I told you this was FREAKY!! If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise.

  11. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 11:28am UTC
    This was posted on Facebook:
    bf n gf were siting at a tabel
    dey were haeving a conversatein
    da gurl sed 2 da boy "bbz will u luv me 4ever?"
    boy sed "NO...."
    girl was sad she ran away n cryed
    she triped over a CHAIR
    she was ded.
    boy ran over to pic up her body he wisperd in her ear "i ment to say.. ill love u 5ever."
    dat meen he luv her moar dan 4ever.
    This post made me ill.

  12. nadiah1 nadiah1
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 1:39pm UTC
    Who else is it snowing for???

  13. chethu chethu
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 4:13am UTC
    A good advice quote contain good idea
    A good inspirational quote contains good thinking

  14. chethu chethu
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 7:59am UTC
    I dont have obsessive love with you
    I have an intensifying love with you

  15. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 11:54am UTC
    if someone hurts you,
    walk away
    B/TCH-SLAP THAT MUTHAFUCKA!!

  16. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 8:51am UTC
    finally, the skies London, finally you start snowing.

  17. Loveforever713 Loveforever713
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 12:48pm UTC
    When a bird craps on my car, I like to sit outside and eat a plate of scrambled eggs, just so all the other birds know what I'm capable of.

  18. Loveforever713 Loveforever713
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 12:45pm UTC
    *Turns on radio*
    "Shine bright like a-"
    *Turns off radio*

  19. ourlastsummer ourlastsummer
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 11:25am UTC
    Just because I've lost some weight doesn't make me skinny now.

  20. ourlastsummer ourlastsummer
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 10:14pm UTC
    They say it's you who's mising out,
    But it's me who's missing you.
    They say it's you who lost his chance;
    I try to believe it's true.
    But I head you say three words to me,
    And in my mind they're set:
    I heard you say you loved me.
    That's the part I won't forget.
    -100% original,
    ourlastsummer

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