TurtleLover4 posted a quote
May 23, 2012 12:47pm UTC
Teacher: Where is your homework? Me: Written in the stars Teacher: Where? Me: A million miles away. Teacher: Stop this nonsense. I will call your parents. Me: A message to the main, oohhh. Teacher: Summerschool it is! Me: Seasons come and go! Teacher: YOU NEED A SERIOUS ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT! Me: But I will never change! Teacher: PRINCIPALS OFFICE! NOW! Me: Im on my way! Teacher: Im giving you an at-home suspension!!! Me: *takes out earbuds* Me: lol. whats going on?
forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side. When I Go To Bed half the time I'm not really sleeping, Im usually lying there making scenerios in my head.
AudieKeshh posted a quote
November 27, 2011 8:51pm UTC
you know that your ex is the one at fault when you make a facebook status that says "have fun with my used merchandise lol" and his mom likes it. mlia♥
i could be a thousand miles away from you on a Caribbean vacation, drinking a smoothie, sitting in front of the ocean, and you'd still be the first thing on my mind. ♥
grownsimba posted a quote
October 25, 2011 7:33pm UTC
This life will hit you …HARD… in the face, wait for you to get back up, just so it can kick you in the stomach— •○•○•○•○•○ But getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air. •○•○ -Sarah Kay
gleetastic427 posted a quote
October 25, 2011 7:51pm UTC
That Awkward Moment When your in class and you start laughing because you thought of something funny that happened at lunch and everyone is staring at you like your a weirdo. -__-