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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. lovestardoll423 lovestardoll423
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 9:33am UTC
    Whoaa, that's a cool quote!
    I think someone else posted it like 6 hours ago..!

  3. TurtleLover4 TurtleLover4
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 12:47pm UTC
    Teacher: Where is your homework?
    Me: Written in the stars
    Teacher: Where?
    Me: A million miles away.
    Teacher: Stop this nonsense. I will call your parents.
    Me: A message to the main, oohhh.
    Teacher: Summerschool it is!
    Me: Seasons come and go!
    Teacher: YOU NEED A SERIOUS ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!
    Me: But I will never change!
    Teacher: PRINCIPALS OFFICE! NOW!
    Me: Im on my way!
    Teacher: Im giving you an at-home suspension!!!
    Me: *takes out earbuds*
    Me: lol. whats going on?

  4. Colgate Colgate
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    Going to a friend's house:
    Normal People: Oh what a lovely home this is!
    Me: What's your wifi password?

  5. Abbi521 Abbi521
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    I swear Lady Gaga
    just puts glue on her
    self and rolls around
    on random things.
    another j.e² format

  6. Abbi521 Abbi521
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    When I Go To Bed
    half the time I'm not really sleeping, Im usually lying there making scenerios
    in my head.

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    That moment when
    You can actually feel the pain in your chest
    from seeing or hearing
    something that breaks your heart...

  8. AudieKeshh AudieKeshh
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    you know that your ex
    is the one at fault
    when you make a facebook status that says
    "have fun with my used merchandise lol"
    and his mom likes it.
    mlia♥

  9. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    life has no remote. get up &
    change it yourself.

  10. ashleydancer98 ashleydancer98
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 5:51pm UTC
    Every year
    i look back and realize how
    ugly the clothes i wore were
    the year before

  11. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    i could be a thousand miles away from you
    on a Caribbean vacation, drinking a smoothie, sitting in front of the ocean, and you'd still be the first thing on my mind. ♥

  12. grownsimba grownsimba
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 7:33pm UTC
    This life will hit you
    …HARD…
    in the face,
    wait for you to get back up,
    just so it can kick you in the stomach—
    •○•○•○•○•○
    But getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
    •○•○
    -Sarah Kay

  13. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    you've just lost the girl
    who would've done anything to be your everything. ♥

  15. gleetastic427 gleetastic427
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When your in class and you start laughing because you thought of something funny that happened at lunch and everyone is staring at you like your a weirdo. -__-

  16. bellaboo143 bellaboo143
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 5:47pm UTC
    We all know that one guy...
    WHO SHOULD TEACH A CLASS TO ALL THE
    OTHER GUYS
    On how to be FRICKIN AMAZING
    nmf

  17. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    He may not be the brightest crayon in the box,
    But he's my favorite color.♥

  18. xxcandygirl97xx xxcandygirl97xx
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 6:35pm UTC

    Dear vending machine,
    I'm sorry my dollar isn't straight enough for you.
    Sincerely, stop being so homophobic.
    nmf

  19. hopkinz908 hopkinz908
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    "I'm currently making some changes to my life.
    If I don't answer you, your probably one of them."

  20. AmberRoxsursocks AmberRoxsursocks
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 7:05pm UTC
    Fun f act #1
    Turtles can breathe through their butts

:)

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