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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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mads*
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January 23, 2014 6:04pm UTC

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for
my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that's something I do
when I'm bored, and this dude walks by and says "hey baby, what else
do you do with your hands?" I gave him my most polite smile and said in
the sweetest way possible "strangle you"

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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*silvergirl*
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January 23, 2014 4:22pm UTC

Why don't any stores sell normal clothing for women? Like I want a plain black sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back.

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chickittylover
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January 23, 2014 2:39pm UTC

Format chickittylover
✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯
yeah, that
girl's a h e a r t b r e a k e r
& she'll make you cry, but when
-you're without her-
you m i s s h e r and wonder
why. ✯✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯

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ocean pixie*
posted a quote
January 22, 2014 11:26pm UTC

you've been awake for hours
i've been awake for days,
my eyes to feel like i'm asleep,
stuck inside an empty dream.
Please don't remove this!

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ocean pixie*
posted a quote
January 22, 2014 11:51pm UTC

I want you to be my last first kiss,
my heart, yes it's finally found someone
I can't live without.
Please don't remove this!

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Jordan.*
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January 23, 2014 4:58pm UTC

Hearts are wild creatures,
that's why our ribs are cages.

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Jordan.*
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January 23, 2014 3:13pm UTC

"Listen,
smile,
agree,
and then do
whatever the f/ck
you were gonna'
do anyway."
-Rober Downey Jr.

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spence*
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January 23, 2014 12:49pm UTC

I wanna get super rich so I can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun

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Vinita*
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January 23, 2014 10:03am UTC

Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day.
Give a man a poisoned fish and you'll feed him for a lifetime.

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*silvergirl*
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January 23, 2014 2:37pm UTC

When people say "I love you" I always say "I love you more" because life is a competition and I must win.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 23, 2014 7:26am UTC

Every person you
meet, every single one,
is looking for their story.
There are no
exceptions.
You become part of it
by how you
treat them.

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spence*
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January 23, 2014 12:44pm UTC

people without passwords on their phones are the strongest and most terrifying people you will ever meet

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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spence*
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January 23, 2014 12:46pm UTC

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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spence*
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January 23, 2014 12:41pm UTC

fake awkward: OMG HEY IM AWKWARD *cute little giggle* NO NO OMG IM SO CUTE IM AWKWARD
WOW AWKWARDNESS IS SO CUTE
real awkward: *hopefully they arent looking at me* *please dont talk to me* *why is everyone staring at
me* *am i dressed right* *what's wrong with me* *is there something on my face* *wait is someone
walking towards me* *starts shaking* *did i do something wrong* *please dont try to talk to me*

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happiest*
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January 23, 2014 4:16pm UTC

true fact: people like my hair more than they like me

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happiest*
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January 23, 2014 4:13pm UTC

if i ever catch my professor’s eyes while they lecture, I always end up nodding at them, partly because i want them to think im listening and partly because I feel that they need the confidence boost

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happiest*
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January 23, 2014 4:11pm UTC

It is terrifying to think that one day you will trust somebody enough to let them see you naked. You will undress and remind them that you’ve stretch marks and birth marks and scars from having chicken pox when you were little and scars from all of the other things now. You will blush thousands of shades of red, painting yourself as a rose losing its petals. And that person - that person will take it all in. And I wonder if they will reassure you. But mostly, I wonder if they will even see anything worth reassuring you about. I hope they see each freckle on your back as if it’s a star and you are the whole universe to them

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