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  1. DeathbyDuctTape DeathbyDuctTape
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2014 12:41pm UTC
    Your Ex should be your motivation to do better in life. Don't sit around crying over him/her. Show them that you're stronger without them in your life.

  2. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  3. BrokenSmile__ BrokenSmile__
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.

  4. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    When guys get jealous
    it's kinda cute (':
    When girls get jealous
    World war III is about to start.

  5. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC
    What is wrong with you?
    How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
    She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
    Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
    She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
    She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
    Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
    She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
    Imperfection is beautiful.

  6. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  7. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  8. ohxhelloxthere ohxhelloxthere
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC
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    The star of the football team
    h a s a b l i n d d a d
    who always comes to his games,
    even though he can't see him play.
    One day, the dad gets sick and dies
    before the night of his son's big game.
    The team is expecting him to slack off,
    mourning the death of his father.
    But he played the best game he EVER had,
    making the winning touchdown
    &+ many amazing plays.
    The couch is amazed, so he asked,
    "How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
    The boy stares right at him, and says
    "This is the first time he has ever seen me play."

    -------------------------
    Not mine. I just love it

  9. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

  10. Alifefullofmistakes...* Alifefullofmistakes...*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2014 5:11pm UTC
    $ex is good because it solves every argument and feels good

  11. 666* 666*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2014 12:40pm UTC
    That moment when your crush likes you back
    I'm Kidding that never happens!

  12. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2014 5:38pm UTC
    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do"

  13. AtmosFEAR AtmosFEAR
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2014 1:42pm UTC
    Parents: BE YOURSELF!
    Parents: also no tattoos no piercings don't dye your hair that's too much makeup no you're not wearing that also never express an opinion that's different than ours

  14. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2014 12:29am UTC
    I can live without you, but
    without you I'd be miserable at best.

  15. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2014 7:41pm UTC
    me when I have pizza.

  16. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2014 3:34pm UTC
    You’re itching to be on your own.
    You don’t want anybody telling you what time
    you have to be in at night or how to raise your baby.
    You’re going to leave your mother’s
    big comfortable house and she won’t stop you,
    because she knows you too well.
    But listen to what she says:
    When you walk out of my door,
    don’t let anybody raise you — you’ve been raised.
    You know right from wrong.
    In every relationship you make,
    you’ll have to show readiness
    to adjust and make adaptations.
    Remember, you can always come home.
    You will go home again when the world
    knocks you down — or when you fall down
    in full view of the world.
    But only for two or three weeks at a time.
    Your mother will pamper you and
    feed you your favorite meal of red beans and rice.
    You’ll make a practice of going home
    so she can liberate you again — one of the greatest gifts,
    along with nurturing your courage,
    that she will give you.
    Be courageous, but not foolhardy.
    Walk proud as you are.
    — maya Angelou, Letter to my Younger Self

  17. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2014 11:53pm UTC
    i THiNK THaT We
    w o u l d { a l l } b e a l i t t l e b i t ♥ ♥ ♥
    HAPPIER
    if we celebrated new days like we celebrated
    new years

  18. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2014 7:52pm UTC
    And I still think that the quotes with images and gifs are a bunch of advertisements.

  19. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2014 11:28am UTC
    Me: Breathes.
    Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE!

  20. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2014 12:55pm UTC
    Be sincere in your thoughts, be pure in your feelings. You will not have to run after happiness. Happiness will run after you.
    — Sri Chinmoy

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