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  1. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 4:12pm UTC
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    I MUSTACHE YOU A QUESTION
    BUT I'M SHAVING IT FOR LATER
    Format by Breeze

  2. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
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    November 11, 2012 8:02pm UTC
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  3. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    You realize your childhood is over when
    you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch

  4. ThatOneGirl_brokenhearted ThatOneGirl_brokenhearted
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    Can we cuddle?
    In just our underwear so our skin can touch? Can I hold you while you wrap yourself around me? I'll play with your hair and drag my fingertips across your skin. I'll peck at your neck while you giggle and tell me to stop. I'll start nibbling on your neck a bit harder. You'll watch in horror as I transform into a great white shark. I'll then proceed to bite down on your body with my monster jaws and rip you apart. ♥

  5. isitonlyme isitonlyme
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    normal person: sings lyrics
    me: sings lyrics
    sings backup vocals
    sings guitar riffs
    air-drums entire song
    headbangs

  6. Ali_Tex98 Ali_Tex98
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    I was gonna make a quote like
    "Things I'm good at: Breathing."
    to joke that I'm not good at anything
    But then I remembered I have asthma.
    Thanks world.

  7. Rainbow185 Rainbow185
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 10:44am UTC
    Steve got 635 favourites by saying "QUOTE QUOTE" Lets try this shiz...
    QUOTE QUOTE

  8. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 11:18am UTC
    My girlfriend just texted me saying:
    "You're a boob. LOL, JUST TITTIN', you're my breast friend."
    ... should I be worried or

  9. wampler9238 wampler9238
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 10:28am UTC
    Demi is a brunette and has bangs
    Selena is back on Disney.
    Miley is back in the recording studio
    Justin is single
    .
    Ladie's and Gents we're back in 2009

  10. yourcool yourcool
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    November 9, 2012 5:16pm UTC
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  11. sassyandirish sassyandirish
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Today,
    my history teacher told us that she and her husband have a plan for when they die:
    They're both going to be cremated.
    So they decided, why should they be separated?
    They want their kids to wait until they're both gone, and then mix their ashes together
    and throw them wherever they want. That way, they'll be
    together forever ♥
    Format Credit: GirlMeetsBoyx33

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    damnnnnn gurrrrrrl, are you a fire detector?
    'cause you are really f/cking loud and annoying.

  13. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    Shout out to the teachers
    Who make you watch a movie
    With no question sheet

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    biggest lie of all time: the doctor will be with you in a few minutes.

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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    November 9, 2012 7:47pm UTC
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  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    i don't remember signing up for
    school 5 days a week for eighteen and a half years when i agreed to life.
    it must have been in the "terms and conditions."

  17. ImSailingAway ImSailingAway
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Once upon a time there was a girl who had four boyfriends.
    She loved the fourth boyfriend the most and adorned him with rich robes and treated him to the finest of delicacies. She gave him nothing but the best.
    She also loved the third boyfriend very much and was always showing him off to neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one day he would leave her for another.
    She also loved her second boyfriend. He was her confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with her. Whenever this girl faced a problem, she could confide in him, and he would help her get through the difficult times.
    The girl's first boyfriend was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining her wealth and kingdom. However, she did not love the first boyfriend, although he loved her deeply, she hardly took notice of him!
    One day, the girl fell ill and she knew her time was short. She thought of her luxurious life and wondered, 'I now have four boyfriends with me, but when I die, will I be alone.'
    Thus, she asked the fourth boyfriend, 'I loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you.. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?
    'No way!', replied the fourth boyfriend, and he walked away without another word.
    His answer cut like a sharp knife right into her heart.
    The sad girl then asked the third boyfriend, 'I loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?' 'No!', replied the third boyfriend.. 'Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to marry someone else!' Her heart sank and turned cold.
    She then asked the second boyfriend, 'I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?'
    'I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!', replied the second boyfriend. 'At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave.'
    His answer struck her Like a bolt of lightning, and the girl was devastated.
    Then a voice called out: 'I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go.' The girl looked up, and there was her first boyfriend. He was very skinny as he suffered from malnutrition and neglect.
    Greatly grieved, the girl said, 'I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!'
    In truth, you have four boyfriends in your lives:
    Your fourth boyfriend is your body. No matter how much time and effort you lavish in making it look good, it will leave you when you die.
    Your third boyfriend is your possessions, status and wealth.When you die, it will all go to others.
    Your second boyfriend is your family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for you, the furthest they can stay by you is up to the grave.
    And your first boyfriend is your spirit.. Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the world.

  18. justmyself justmyself
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    I just sent a message to the guy I like
    telling him how I feel.
    I'm.freaking.out.

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    The best times to kiss a girl
    When she’s babbling on about something.
    When you’re arguing.
    When you see her.
    When you’re with her.
    When you’re with your friends.
    When she cries.
    When she's happy.
    When she does something you love.
    After you ask her out.
    After she says she loves you.
    After you just kissed her.
    Before you leave.
    My point is,
    whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her.
    It makes her feel loved.

  20. EnaBoBena EnaBoBena
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    ☞Excuse me...
    Can you tell your pants it's not very polite to point... thanks.ツ

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