Witty Profiles
In just our underwear so our skin can touch? Can I hold you while you wrap yourself around me? I'll play with your hair and drag my fingertips across your skin. I'll peck at your neck while you giggle and tell me to stop. I'll start nibbling on your neck a bit harder. You'll watch in horror as I transform into a great white shark. I'll then proceed to bite down on your body with my monster jaws and rip you apart. ♥
262 faves · 25 comments · Nov 11, 2012 4:54pm
LONERFORLIFEEE
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1 decade ago
LMFAO
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livlivo
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1 decade ago
This made my life hahahahahahahaha
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imjustonegirl
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1 decade ago
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA i dont think i have ever laughed so hard in my entire life!
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CharlieAllen
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1 decade ago
Ik about 1000 other people probably said this but the first thing that came to my mind was "Well that escalated quickly"
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iridescentstorm
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1 decade ago
I give you a hamburger.
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DreamingxOfxYou
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1 decade ago
I read the first line, and thought, "aw nice", then I saw it was a funny quote and I was like "wtf", but I read it and I love it!
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unicornjackson
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1 decade ago
I was reading this thinking "aww, so sweet." Then bam great white shark. hahahaha
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xxdream121
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1 decade ago
Well that escalated quickly
LOLOL I LOVE THIS QUOTE SO MUCH
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Vodka
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1 decade ago
Honestly, I can't read this at night.
Or I will laugh.
Wake my parents up.
And get grounded.
YAAAY. <3
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MacyMoo
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1 decade ago
Wow. :O
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Its_A_Mad_World
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1 decade ago
...that escalated quickly
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Kelsey_marie
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1 decade ago
LOL. this. is. AWESOME.
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moo
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1 decade ago
omg can this can like 40000 more faves? this is the best
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whatagorgeousmess
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1 decade ago
Props... Props hahahaha.
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mrslillyhoran
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1 decade ago
OHMYGOD DYING SO FUNNY
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InsertAliasHere
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1 decade ago
that escalated quickly...
the heart was a nice touch
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Eli123qwe
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1 decade ago
roffl
ahhhhhhh plot twist :D
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rafaela123
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1 decade ago
like wtf. cute in the beginning though :)
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KellyIsKool
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1 decade ago
LOL
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The_unknown_SkyBlu · 1 decade ago
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OMG lol