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conversel0ver
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August 23, 2012 10:12pm UTC

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I have gum.

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IHeartMeMyBFF3
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July 31, 2012 7:27pm UTC

Slide to the left (>•.•)>
Slide to the right

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IHeartMeMyBFF3
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July 17, 2012 7:15am UTC

In the car with my mom:
Me: *singing* YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!
Mom:
Me: YOU'RE BEAUTFUL!
Mom: Thanks
Me: YOU'RE BEAUTFUL, IT'S TRUE!
Mom: I know
Me: I SAW YOUR FACE!
Mom: That's nice
Me: IN A CROWDED PLACE!
Mom: Hmm...
Me: AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Mom: Poor you...
Me: 'COZ I'LL NEVER BE WTH YOU!
Mom: ...

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muffinsandwitty7557
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June 15, 2012 4:14am UTC

Dear people that invented
tampons and pads,
Could you make those wrappers just a little bit louder or maybe add
some fireworks? Because I’m sure there are still some people down
the hall that didn’t know what I was doing.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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superfish12
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June 13, 2012 10:59am UTC

Running away from a toy
in a store because it
won't stop making noise.
♥
anyone else?

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joshkarder17
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 12:30pm UTC

Last night at a party,
my best friend told me he was
GAY.
He expected me to
walk out of his life.
But i didnt.
instead i laughed and said
thank god...now i have less
competition.
he smiled and we spent the rest of the night
finding him hot guys to hit on.
true story :)

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lovestardoll423
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 10:14pm UTC

I hate it when
People talk about their plans right in front of me,
but don't invite me.

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yourcool
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June 12, 2012 10:09pm UTC

Everything is made in China.
Except babies, they're made in VaChina.

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Andreaxoxo
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June 3, 2012 6:26pm UTC

Shoutout to the Sprouse twins
for being the only Disney stars that didn't start a singing career~

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OneDirectionQuotes
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May 28, 2012 7:36pm UTC

"Tell me about your first kiss.
How did it happen?"
Louis: "I was 11. It was in my backyard
Because I was locked out of the house!"
-OneDirectionQuotes

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ilovevolleyball11
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May 28, 2012 7:36pm UTC

click to see this quote

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伤*
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May 28, 2012 12:31pm UTC

When harry
was 7, he made up the joke "what did the
baboon say to the giraffe?"
"Why the long face?"
(Format credit to ThatsSoMeee/ credit to OneDirection)

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ConverseLover
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May 27, 2012 9:17pm UTC

Never look back.
If Cinderella went back to pick up her shoe,
she wouldn't have become a princess♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 8:38pm UTC

Dear Voldemort, you know magic.
Why don't you give yourself a nose?

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midnightlover
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May 27, 2012 7:27pm UTC

Most people during a lightning storm: stay inside and look at how pretty the lightning is and how loud the thunder is.
Me during a lightning storm: standing outside with a lightning pole yelling COME AT ME BRO!

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yourcool
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May 27, 2012 7:38pm UTC

R.O.F.L.T.I.R.T.I.H.M.O.D.S.I.S.C.
Rolling on floor laughing then I realise I haven't met One Direction so I start crying.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 8:48pm UTC

When people yawn,
do deaf people think they're screaming?

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 9:18pm UTC

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy,
but here's some mouthwash, use it maybe?

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