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IHeartMeMyBFF3

1. IHeartMeMyBFF3
   posted a quote
   November 2, 2013 4:28am UTC
   I am a
   sorcerer
   and I have
   m a g i c.
   
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2. IHeartMeMyBFF3
   posted a quote
   September 16, 2013 7:08am UTC
   Math teacher: Since you don't get homework in other subjects, you get a lot of homework in math...
   Biology teacher: Since you don't get homework in other subjects, you get a lot of homework in biology...
   English teacher: Since you don't get homework in other subjects, you get a lot of homework in english...
   German teacher: Since you don't get homework in other subjects, you get a lot of homework in german...
   History teacher: Since you don't get homework in other subjects, you get a lot of homework in history...
   Me:
   Me:
   Me: fml
   
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3. IHeartMeMyBFF3
   posted a quote
   February 25, 2013 12:15am UTC
   Those annoying 'Tear here's on packages that never work
   
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4. IHeartMeMyBFF3
   posted a quote
   February 24, 2013 8:54pm UTC
   My friend got her
   boyfriend's initials
   tattood on her wrist.
   y e a h ,
   they broke up
   almost a weak ago
   
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5. IHeartMeMyBFF3
   posted a quote
   February 24, 2013 8:39pm UTC
   "My vocabulary is like: omg, Ikr, lol, wtf, jk, pulchritudinous."
   -My Best Friend
   
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6. IHeartMeMyBFF3
   posted a quote
   February 24, 2013 8:13pm UTC
   What I text: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG LOL HAHA I CAN'T BREATHE! OH SWEET BABY JESUS MY RIBS HURT! CAN'T. BREATHE! OH CHRIST THAT'S THE GREATEST THING EVER!
   What I do: ......... *cough*
   
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7. IHeartMeMyBFF3
   posted a quote
   February 16, 2013 10:36pm UTC
   Me:I think they're making a second Pitch Perfect
   Friend: Aca-excuse me?
   Me: Aca believe it!
   
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8. IHeartMeMyBFF3
   posted a quote
   February 16, 2013 10:28pm UTC
   If you don't like someone,
   //That's fine.\\
   But at least respect the fact that I do like them.
   
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9. IHeartMeMyBFF3
   posted a quote
   February 16, 2013 10:26pm UTC
   *I don't want to grow up*
   ->But at the same time<-
   ~~I want to get out of this hell I'm living~~
   
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10. IHeartMeMyBFF3
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 5:24am UTC
    What if the reason why your wishes
    never came true, was because there
    was someone else out there saying:
    'I wish that the wish of a desperate
    girl out there won't come true'
    
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11. IHeartMeMyBFF3
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 5:05am UTC
    Today is
    12/12/12
    Something is supposed to happen..
    Something you will never forget.
    
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12. IHeartMeMyBFF3
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 9:10am UTC
    Today
    We celebrate the day this world was blessed with someone as amazing as
    DEMI.LOVATO
    
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13. IHeartMeMyBFF3
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 6:57am UTC
    "Shut the door, Turn the light off,
    I wanna be with you,
    I wanna feel your love."
    
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14. IHeartMeMyBFF3
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 6:55am UTC
    You and your friend like the same guy:
    Friend: He's mine! He likes me more anyway!
    Good friend: It's fine, you can have him. Chicks over dicks!
    Best Friend: You like him too? GANG BANG!!!
    
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15. IHeartMeMyBFF3
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 4:48am UTC
    'Na'
    Hey Jude: 'Na, na na nanana! Nananana! Hey Jude!'
    Na Na Na: 'We're like Na na na! Then we're like yeah yeah yeah!'
    So What: 'Na na na na na na, I'm gonna start a fight!'
    WMYB: 'Na na na na na na na na na na!'
    I wish: 'Why can't you look at me like that? Na na na na na!'
    On The Floor: 'Na na na na, na na na na na na na na na. If you go hard we gotta get on the floor.'
    
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16. IHeartMeMyBFF3
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    Slide to the left (>•.•)>
    Slide to the right
    
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17. IHeartMeMyBFF3
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 7:15am UTC
    In the car with my mom:
    Me: *singing* YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!
    Mom:
    Me: YOU'RE BEAUTFUL!
    Mom: Thanks
    Me: YOU'RE BEAUTFUL, IT'S TRUE!
    Mom: I know
    Me: I SAW YOUR FACE!
    Mom: That's nice
    Me: IN A CROWDED PLACE!
    Mom: Hmm...
    Me: AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
    Mom: Poor you...
    Me: 'COZ I'LL NEVER BE WTH YOU!
    Mom: ...
    
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18. IHeartMeMyBFF3
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 7:13am UTC
    In movies, when people die
    It's sad.
    But when a dude cries about it,
    It gets 100 times more sad
    
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19. IHeartMeMyBFF3
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 7:10am UTC
    "But even the sun sets in Paradise"
    -Maroon 5, Payphone
    
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20. IHeartMeMyBFF3
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 7:07am UTC
    Person: Your hair is ugly
    Me: Cool
    Person: Your clothes are ugly
    Me: Cool
    Person: You are ugly
    Me: Cool
    Person: One Direction is ugly
    Me: Cool
    Person: Your cat is cugly
    Me: B*tch say what???
    
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