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DawnRaven
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August 30, 2013 3:42pm UTC

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom, is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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wittyfan
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 12:49pm UTC

Accept the things you cannot change.
Have the courage to change the things you can.
And have the wisdom to know the differece.

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ayshau123
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September 2, 2013 8:02am UTC

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success

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TheUnexpectedArrival
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September 14, 2013 10:22am UTC

Knowledge is realizing that the road is one-way
Wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 11:28pm UTC

If everyone cared and nobody cried,
IF EVERYONE LOVED AND NOBODY LIED;
if everyone shared and swallowed their pride
then we'd see the day when nobody died.
Please don't remove this!

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nicolelebel2
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 10:56pm UTC

Pretty girl: I'd rather be called beautiful than hotMe: I'll take what i can get

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Joojoobees2011
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 5:24pm UTC

Diney: Hi I'm debby ryan from Jessie, and you're watching disney channel
Me: NO!
Me: YOU'RE BAILEY!
Me: FROM SUITE LIFE ON DECK!

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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 2:35pm UTC

r4ndom-url♥
what's the worst thing that could happen from cutting yourself?
▼
■ Anonymous
one day, your child is going to see your scars, and think it's okay for them to do that, too.
Ask r4ndom-url a question
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dreamlandfugitive
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 7:41pm UTC

I'm a holiday virgin:
-Never had a New Years kiss.
-Never had a Valentines Day kiss.
-Never spent time with someone on Valentines Day.
-Never had a Valentine.
-Never had a kiss under the mistletoe.
-Never been taken out on Christmas.

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itsamadworld
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 11:37am UTC

my step-dad: *accidentally rips all the christmas lights we just put up down*
my mom: *walks away with hands up in the air*I SHOULD'VE BEEN A LESBIAN

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 6:47pm UTC

preschool: stick you behind a desk and tell you not to break anything.
middle/grade school: tell you it's a lot harder in high school.
high school: tell you it's a lot harder in college/university.
college/university: tell you it's harder in the "real world."
"real world" job: sit behind a desk and don't break anything.
preschool: the only education you'll need.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 3:48pm UTC

one time this dude was being
stupid so i said “well you can’t spell
stupid without u” and he got really
angry and shouted “WELL THERE’S AN ‘I’
IN STUPID TOO” and i just stared at him for a
rly long time
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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MyMindBook
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 7:48pm UTC

Some guy just blindfolded me and dragged
me into a warehouse.
I’m still waiting for him to say it’s a Febreeze commercial.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 12:13pm UTC

i was in line at target
just trying to buy some
ice cream and this
baby was screaming its soul out.
Anyways, the mom turned
around and looked
me straight in the eyes with the
most monotone voice and said
“birth control….
Use birth control…”
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 1:58pm UTC

1. i woke up
2. i went to school
3. i saw him
4. i ran into him and i hugged him
5. i kissed him
actually, the correct order is 2, 3, 4, 5, 1.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 12:51pm UTC

me: why is everybody
going to bed, it's only -
OH.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 8:38pm UTC

my friend
knows a guy called
Glen Coco and everyone’s
always saying
“You go, Glen Coco”
to him but he’s
never seen Mean Girls so
he just thinks people are
really supportive
format jimmy365

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 1:33pm UTC

DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW NED IS SURVIVING HIGH SCHOOL?
I HAVEN'T HEARD A WORD FROM HIM SINCE THE END OF EIGHTH GRADE AND I'M STARTING TO WORRY

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fungirl
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 3:55pm UTC

An unknown number was calling my 12 year old cousin...
He picks up and goes "Jim's wh0re house. You got the dough we got the hoe"
*Face Drops*
"Oh hey mom..."

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 7, 2012 4:17pm UTC

He looked beyond the window and said,
“Life is unfair. I like her, but she likes someone else.”
And I murmured,
“And I like you, but you like her.It’s just about fair.”
“What did you say?”
“Nothing.”

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