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  1. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 9:23pm UTC
    Me: We've been through a lot together
    Him: Yeah, and we're still best f.cking friends.

  2. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 9:31pm UTC
    Me: I'm worried things won't get better.
    Him: The worst thing that could've ever happened to you just happened. You can't go anywhere but up as of right now
    Me: I'm not worried it'll get worse. I'm worried it just won't get better.

  3. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    losing an argument when you're right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you're saying is probably one of the most infuriating things in the entire universe
    #or wHEN THEY JUST SAY SH/T THAT MAKES NO SENSE #OR
    IS SO WRONG THAT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START #AND YOU'RE SO BAFFLED BY HOW RIDICULOUS IT IS THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN REPLY!

  4. Mollymooandalishaloo4lyfe Mollymooandalishaloo4lyfe
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 11:44am UTC
    "Sometimes
    people are beautiful.
    Not in looks.
    Not in what they say.
    Just in what they are."

  5. Lane * Lane *
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 11:46pm UTC
    I wish I had a boyfriend some to care about me, to love me. :/

  6. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 12:13am UTC
    Him: Kelsey,what can I do to turn that fake smile into a real one?

  7. taytay8056 taytay8056
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 1:18am UTC
    Me: Someone said you look like a barn owl.
    My boyfriend: Who?
    Me:
    My bf:
    Me:
    My bf: God damm*t...

  8. x-Abbie-x* x-Abbie-x*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    Boys and Usernames are very alike,
    the good ones are always taken.

  9. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    “In our world,” said Eustace, “a star is a huge ball of flaming gas.”
    “Even in your world, my son, that is not what a star is but only what it is made of.” -The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

  10. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 8:07pm UTC
    Guys Be 21
    Lookin 18
    Acting 14
    Girls Be 14
    Looking 18
    Acting 21

  11. Soup2434 Soup2434
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    ʙᴜᴛ ɢᴜʏs
    Nᴇᴠɪʟʟᴇ’s ʙɪɢɢᴇsᴛ ғᴇᴀʀ ᴡᴀs Sɴᴀᴘᴇ
    ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ ғᴀᴄᴇᴅ Sɴᴀᴘᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ sɪɴɢʟᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ғᴏʀ sᴇᴠᴇɴ ʏᴇᴀʀs
    Nᴇᴠɪʟʟᴇ ᴡᴀs ʙʀᴀᴠᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴀʟᴏɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪᴅɴ’ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪᴛ

  12. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    how can people lift weights?
    my arms get tired just by putting my hair in a ponytail

  13. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 8:37pm UTC
    American people:
    "So since you're
    from England,
    do you like
    have tea with the queen?"
    English people(me):
    -wtf look- "Do you have
    McDonald's
    with Obama?"
    no!

  14. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 10:04pm UTC
    I see a lot of people arguing about religion, there's good Christians and bad Chrisitans example: Martin Luther King and Adolf HitIer. Good Muslims and bad Muslims example: Malcom X and Osama Bin Laden in other words there's no bad religion at all, only good and bad people.

  15. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 10:58pm UTC
    Putting on your bra when your skin is wet is like wrestling with satan...

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 2:06am UTC
    it really bugs me when people tell other people (teenagers especially) that they are "too young to know what love means". so, what, there's an age limit now? the minute you hit 20 you suddenly sit up in bed and go, "oh my god, i understand! "
    feelings are different for different people.
    some people are mature enough to understand and fall in love at the age of twelve.
    some people are not mature or perceptive enough to fall in love when they're fifty.
    maybe the thirteen year old girl who says she's in love with this guy will look back and decide it wasn't love. maybe she'll marry him. maybe they'll break up two months later but she'll look back on it in ten years time and know that she did love him. who knows? you don't know.

  17. Soup2434 Soup2434
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    "My 3rd grade
    teacher once told me to read the
    books that are the the most damaged on the outside
    because you can tell by the damage its been read by a
    lot of people, and there’s usually a
    great story on the inside.
    This advice hasn’t failed me yet."

  18. Lex* Lex*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 5:42pm UTC
    Music Quiz
    So, here's how it works:
    1.) Open your music library.
    2.) Put it on shuffle.
    3.) Press play.
    4.) For every question, type the song that's playing.
    5.) When you go to the next question, press the next button.
    Opening Credits: Intoxicated-The Cab
    Waking Up: Don't Stop The Music-Rihanna
    First Day Of School: Girlfriend-Nicki Minaj
    Falling In Love: Like Whoa- Aly & AJ
    Fight Song: 22-Taylor Swift
    Breaking Up: Bye Bye Bye-Nsync
    Studing/Working: I Want-One Direction
    Life: Downtown Girl-Hot Chelle Rea
    Mental Breakdown: 3-Brittney Spears
    Sunny Day: Donald Trump-Mac Miller
    Rainy Day: Something That We're Not-Demi Lovato
    Party/Dance Music: Your Biggest Fan-Nick Jonas
    Sleeping/Dreaming: Uptown Girl-Billy Joel
    Nightmares: Eenie Meenie-Sean Kingston ft. Justin Bieber
    Flashback: Scream-Zac Efron
    Wedding: Still The One-One Direction
    Birth Of A Child: Forever And Always-Parachute
    Final Battle: Get The Party Started-P!nk
    Death Scene: 6 Foot 7 Foot-Lil' Wayne
    Funural Song: Beat It- Micheal Jackson
    Ending Credits: I Want It All-HSM Cast

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    I hate when I see tattoos of an anchor that says "I will not sink". Do you know what an anchor does? An anchor f.ucking sinks.

  20. beautifulhomicide beautifulhomicide
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    I am no one's first
    Or second
    Or last
    I really believe
    That I am no one's anything
    Or someone
    Or something

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