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Crimsonella
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March 19, 2011 10:12am UTC

69 % of people can find something dirty in every sentence
ʘ‿ʘ

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pickle_ninja
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March 19, 2011 12:11am UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When your best friend says "i'm pretty sure he likes me" but you know thats no where near true ..

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miss_emma_louiseXxxxx
posted a quote
March 19, 2011 9:17am UTC

SUMMER 2011♥
sun
shorts
boys
first kisses
long grass
fake tans
long nights
bbq's
sandals
dresses
sunglasses
festivals
sea sand
and ice cream
loud music.
yes i truelly cant wait for summer.

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
March 19, 2011 11:50am UTC

My teacher told me that essays are like skirts.
"Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to
keep it interesting."

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Ohdaarling
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March 18, 2011 11:59pm UTC

Don't ever let a boy build you up with words,
because the higher you are, the harder you fall & trust me, you always fall.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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epicbeacher
posted a quote
March 19, 2011 12:45pm UTC

Only in math problems can you buy 500 watermelons
and no one will be
suspicious..

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KaaiiEffers
posted a quote
March 19, 2011 12:29am UTC

OHHHHH! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...
Fave if you just started singing the spongebob theme song.
C:

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MissSophieJ
posted a quote
March 19, 2011 2:12pm UTC

And who else remembers
Cody's girlfriend
Barbara
on the Suite Life?
♥

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pickle_ninja
posted a quote
March 19, 2011 12:17am UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When you take a shower in the middle of the day & you're not sure whether to put on clothes or pajamas ..

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catieQ17
posted a quote
March 19, 2011 12:59pm UTC

;
That one Bra . .
you wear a little more
than you probably should. . . .
[♥]
;

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dancingchild5253
posted a quote
March 19, 2011 7:33am UTC

I love it when
people I hate
get in trouble
credit to billyboy follow her <3

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lkstucchi
posted a quote
March 19, 2011 7:41am UTC

Good-bye Uggs..
Hello Flip-Flops!
♥

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xxjessaboxx
posted a quote
March 19, 2011 9:19am UTC

THERE ARE....
158,701, ☺
witty accounts. ♥
[<3] If you are one of them.
- - ♥ - -
not my format.

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gracee_x
posted a quote
March 12, 2011 5:04am UTC

Boy: I kinda
wanna be more
than friends...
*blushes*
Girl: oh. like best
friends?! :D

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secretlove707
posted a quote
March 16, 2011 8:50pm UTC

& I HATE IT WHEN
YOU MISS AN EVENT WITH FRIENDS...
AND SUDDENLY THEY HAVE ALL THESE INSIDE JOKES THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. ;(

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pengwenny101
posted a quote
March 12, 2011 5:45pm UTC

See that boy over there?
I'm gonna marry him one day.
He just doesn't know it yet.

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Heidibabyy
posted a quote
March 12, 2011 8:40pm UTC

That horrifying moment when your mom says...
"I need to talk to you."
And you think of everything you did wrong this week :/

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AnimalAsha
posted a quote
March 12, 2011 10:18pm UTC

& I Wonder What
goes through your mind when you hear my name.♥
Not mine:3

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AnnTeeEmm
posted a quote
March 12, 2011 7:37pm UTC

Does anyone remember;
' can you're mom talk to my mom?' (;

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