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  1. x-Abbie-x* x-Abbie-x*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    what doesn't kill you
    makes you stronger♥

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    my diet plan:
    make all of my
    friends cupcakes;
    the fatter they
    get the thinner i look.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    One minute of kissing
    burns 26 calories.
    No wonder those sl*ts
    are so damn skinny.

  5. Music Is My Freedom* Music Is My Freedom*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 10:43pm UTC
    I'm too afraid to get attached to closely to people because I always have this nagging feeling that they're gonna find 101 different ways to screw me over...

  6. icySpicy_TwirlGurl icySpicy_TwirlGurl
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 11:23pm UTC
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    "Okay, so on the count to three? One... Two... Two and a half..."
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  7. your mom's chest hair* your mom's chest hair*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 10:07am UTC
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  8. KT_143 KT_143
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 11:47am UTC
    For ássholes
    with girlfriends:
    - While you're ignoring her,
    Another guy is giving her attention.
    - While you're giving her probelms,
    Another guy is listening.
    - While you're making her cry,
    Another guy is trying to make her smile again.
    - When you're not sure if you still want her,
    Another guy has already figured it out.

  9. elisabethelis elisabethelis
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 10:19am UTC
    One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care about them more than you really do.

  10. princess21 princess21
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 9:57am UTC
    Living in the past .....................Destroys the Future

  11. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    One day you will meet a person
    And no matter how many times you keep pushing them away
    They will come back
    Because you are meant to be together forever

  12. katiebug1115 katiebug1115
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    Teacher: When a curcuit finishes, it releases any left energy as heat. *Turns to boy* Feel the lightbulb.
    Boy: It's hot.
    Girl: Like you?
    Boy: What?
    Girl: What?
    Teacher: SHE SAID YOU'RE HOT! SHEESH, ARE YOU DEAF?!


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 4:06pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1821
    When your mom
    thinks all the boy want
    you, but you're just as
    desirable as a piece of
    burnt toast.
    tumblr

  15. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    My father always said:
    If at first you don't succeed, find another way.
    If that doesn't work, keep finding different ways.
    Because once you give up, you've failed.

  16. Apage Apage
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 8:26pm UTC
    I need someone who won't give up on me,
    no matter how many times i mess up..

  17. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 11:43am UTC
    I hate when people steal my ideas, before I think of them.

  18. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 12:11pm UTC
    Drake: I can't. It says here they're only available in south Amareeca.
    Josh:
    Drake: What?
    Josh: South AMERICA.
    I WANT THIS SHOW BACK.


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead

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