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  1. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    Me? Sarcastic? Never!

  2. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 11:17am UTC
    when someone suicidal falls in love
    they start feeling whole
    like they've got a purpose
    a reason to be here
    a reason to try
    but what happens when the person who saved them, leaves
    they take away all of the hope and beauty
    ripping out the stitches, they used to put their partner together
    and the broken soul is left
    worse then ever before.

  3. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    i am lost, wounded and broken again.
    my eyes they have no glare.
    i don't want to go out of the house.
    i won't even come out of my room.
    i won't talk to my friends.
    i am in this phase again.
    this phase is called, depression.

  4. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 10:48am UTC
    I can't believe it's almost time to put off the things I didn't do this summer
    Until next summer.

  5. Lane * Lane *
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 10:25pm UTC
    the only place where your dreams become impossible is in your own thinking

  6. Lane * Lane *
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 10:33pm UTC
    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
    ~ Marilyn Monroe

  7. Lane * Lane *
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 1:02am UTC
    I was only being used...
    This always happens to me this sucks :/

  8. Lane * Lane *
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    All I hear inside my head is screaming.

  9. Lane * Lane *
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    Life is...
    ...a series of disappointments...
    ...broken only...
    ...by dark spells of depression...

  10. Compulsive_Confessor Compulsive_Confessor
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    Me walking into the class with jacket on
    Teacher: Take that jacket off NOW!! It's against the rules!
    Me: Omg, I'm so sorry! Is anyone hurt? No? Ok... I'll just slowly remove this extremely hazardous jacket... of my torso... and slowly freeze to death
    Me: But miss, why are you wearing a jacket?
    Teacher: Because it's cold and...
    Me: Everybody get down! She's got a jacket!
    Teacher: *facepalm*
    nmq

  11. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    Advice To Freshman
    High school is like the Hunger Games. May the odds be ever in your favor.
    Format: twilightgirl995
    Image 8 of 25

  12. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 1:42pm UTC
    Girl
    If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    Boy
    Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
    26 minutes ago · Like
    Girl
    Sure
    26 minutes ago · Like
    Boy
    Nevermind it's too cheesy
    25 minutes ago · Like
    Girl
    Lol
    25 minutes ago · Like
    Boy
    Okay suck my d/ick
    25 minutes ago · Like

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    i m a g i n e i f E a r t h w a s j u s t l i k e
    "i'm done"
    and flew into the sun

  14. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    Did you know that,
    spongebobs grandmother is a dried up sponge?
    who else thought she was a chocolate chip cookie?

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    IF ELLEN WAS PRESIDENT,
    THERE WOULD BE NO WARS.
    just dancing

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    I wonder if God gets excited
    when he finally sees us with the
    person He created us to be with.
    Or i f He is watching and is l i ke --
    " That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM. THAT
    WAS THEM."
    "Ugh, why are all my otp's walking by each other without
    noticing?""
    We are in a giant reality TV show and God and the angels are the fandom.
    nmf/
    fformat from imthetypeofgirl

  17. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    Old Disney:
    Lizzie McGuire: Mom, I really want you to know I appreciate everything you do for me.
    That's So Raven: Because if you haven't noticed, people come in different shapes and sizes and they're all beautiful..
    New Disney:
    Shake It Up: I could just eat you up... well if I ate.

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    congratulations
    to cole & dylan sprouse for being the only people in my
    generation who have not launched a singing career

  19. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    OMG GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT
    WHY HIS NAME IS 'STITCH'
    a stitch is a piece of thread that is
    sown to hold something together.
    stitch holds lilo's family together.

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    Teacher: Alright it's time to take attendance
    Me: Okay I got this
    Teacher: *calls your name*
    Me: Here
    Me: nailed it

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