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  1. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2014 3:57pm UTC
    YouTube: "This video is not available in your country." Where the hell am I from? Narnia?!

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2014 9:51am UTC
    i f--cking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    the person who invented marriage was creepy:
    "hey, i love you so much, i'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave."

  4. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 12:41pm UTC
    I cant believe its been 50 years since 50 years ago

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 1:44pm UTC
    Try to say the word “thimble” out loud without it sounding like a person with a lisp saying “symbol”

  6. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 7:06pm UTC
    i want to blow up my school but i dont want to get in trouble u feel me

  7. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 1:43pm UTC
    I act so different around some people and it makes me mad like no no no this is not me you don’t understand

  8. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 6:59pm UTC
    how am i supposed to like your personality when i don't even like your eyebrows

  9. isitonlyme isitonlyme
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 5:55pm UTC
    me in my head: GET OUT OF MY WAY, PEASANTS. ONE FABULOUS B/TCH IS COMIN THROUGH.
    me in real life: *awkwardly dodges people people and trips into hall*

  10. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 11:23pm UTC
    My mom told me I could be anything
    but as soon as I say I want to drop out of school
    to be a cat, she calls a therapist.

  11. isitonlyme isitonlyme
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    My Thoughts At School
    Me: dont touch me im beyonce
    Me: how would people react if i started to sing that song from the lion king
    Me: the one thats like BAASOWENYAAMAMABEATSEBABAH
    Me: maybe if i hit my head hard enough on my desk ill die
    Me: Step on the back of my shoe one more time in this hallway and I will cut you
    Me: I don't like you.
    Me: hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, double hate, loathe entirely.
    Me: I should just become homeschooled..
    Me: my locker isnt opening..
    Me: CALL THE POLICE
    Me: CALL OBAMA
    Me: MY LOCKER IS NOT OPENING, I REPEAT NOT OPENING
    Me: What if i dont get to my class on time, and get a bad grade, and dont graduate, and dont have a family, and become homeless..
    Me: oh, wrong locker.
    Me: ok time for math.
    Me: ewwww.. a substitute.
    Me: are you assigning more homework really
    Me: do you not understand i have an unpopular blog to run
    Me: you are a theif of joy
    Me: i cant wait to go home and complain about you all
    Me: omg i bet im missing so much on the internet right now
    Me: i can almost taste the internet
    Me: im hungry
    Me: do I say hi to you too
    Me: or do I just awkwardly smile
    Me: too late, awkward smile it is
    Me: dear lord, please move out of my way
    Me: Its like youre begging me to hate you all.
    Me: OH MY GOD CAN YOU PLEASE JUST MOVE
    Me: theres too many people on this earth
    Me: we need a new plauge
    Me: why is this kid talking to me
    Me: just do the jenna marbles face..
    Me: thats right..just walk away...
    posted this a year ago, so i added more and reposted :)

  12. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    me: “i hate everyone”
    someone: “haha except me lmao”
    me: “she actually thinks I like her. That dumb btch”

  13. ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ * ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    If I lay here
    If I just lay here
    would you get my charger because my laptop is about to die

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    he said the way my blue eyes shined put those georgia stars to shame that night. i said, "my eyes are brown."

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 12:12pm UTC
    i’m the nokia phone in a room full of iphones

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    high school sucks because you spend all 4 years trying to figure out which friends are genuine and as soon as you realize who your real friends are, you graduate

  17. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    *12-year-old white girl voice*
    "But like I'm so depressed because I'm so socially awkies. And like I'm never getting a best friend. Only cats love me. I like knitting and starbucks. And idk what a boyfriend is lol. Don't judge me haters. Tumblr is my life xD. hahahaha what is air? NUTELLLAAAAA!!11!"

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:11pm UTC
    i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
    Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    parents: "schools easy"
    me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
    parents: "idk that sh-t its hard lmao"

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