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Livelovemusic11
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November 27, 2013 8:41pm UTC

I just realized they call a show’s first episode its pilot
because it’s the first thing that puts them on air.

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*silvergirl*
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November 28, 2013 7:36pm UTC

Guys , Waldo from the Where's Waldo books wears stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted.
Spotted
Spotted
SPOTTED

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
November 25, 2013 1:35am UTC

Y'know, sadly enough, i used to be kinda disappointed when my quotes got 200 - 300 favourites and i'd go through and delete all the ones that got under 500 faves because i was ashamed of my own un-funnyness god damn the times have changed

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_Jannette
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November 30, 2013 5:13pm UTC

Stepping on a Lego is bad don't get me wrong but
NOTHING
compares to a razor scooter to the ankle

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 12:47am UTC

i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore

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_Jannette
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November 28, 2013 11:01pm UTC

It's okay to be a glowstick; sometimes we need to break before we shine.

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Lethal*
posted a quote
November 25, 2013 4:08pm UTC

If I was a student at Hogwarts I’d use Howlers to send nice messages to people.
So you’d be sitting there in the Great Hall eating breakfast when an owl drops a Howler in front of you.
You, and everyone else on your table, just stares at it as it trembles,
explodes open, shrieks I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR SWEET BUTT and then dissolves into flames.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 27, 2013 7:08pm UTC

Sometimes I think that my school is just full of pretentious àssholes.
But then there are days like today where at the pep rally a special needs boy helped give a speech with the football captains and everyone went crazy and cheered a ton after what he said and another special needs boy sang the national anthem and everyone cheered and swayed to it and sang along with him and then I realize that my school may be filled with pretentious àssholes but we're the best pretentious àssholes you could ask for.

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 2:53pm UTC

Today is my witty anniversary and my crush's birthday
I don't think this is a coincidence

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
November 25, 2013 5:36pm UTC

I saw a top quote and I was like "Ha that's funny"
so I took a screenshot on my phone
and uploaded it onto iFunny
and then in minutes a bunch of people commented on it
"Hold on I'll find the funny part" and other stupid remarks.
I guess it was just too.....witty......for them

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_Jannette
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 5:03pm UTC

I believe in love at first episode

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Breeze
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November 25, 2013 6:47pm UTC

So I visited the "Top This Year" page and it was like a huge slap in the face. There were so many familiar but now inactive accounts. The fave numbers on those quotes were pretty much what you used to be able to get in a day. It was quite depressing, any of you feel me?

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Butterbear
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 8:59pm UTC

People will claim that they miss you
yet they don't even make an effort to text,
call or see you

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
November 28, 2013 4:39am UTC

*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 2:55pm UTC

when I was 10 I had a boyfriend on runescape and his name was Xdoomxxlordx and I gave him my password and one day I logged in and he’d left me a message that said “I’m so sorry Joella” because he stole everything I owned including all my money and then left me with nothing but a chicken suit

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 1:59pm UTC

How it SHOULD be:
0 - 20 F
20 - 40 D
40 - 60 C
60 - 80 B
80 - 100 A

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Breeze
posted a quote
November 25, 2013 6:57pm UTC

believe in
yourself
.
Format by Breeze

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 27, 2013 3:13pm UTC

when you’re buying something and the cashier gives you change and people are waiting in line behind you and slowly moving forward and you’re trying to cram your change in your wallet and get out of the way as fast as you can that sh-t is horrifying and traumatic

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 12:23am UTC

One time I forgot what a feather was called so I called it a “bird leaf”

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