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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 6:59pm UTC

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood from
her hands
For example if she is holding a gun she is probably angry.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 6:04pm UTC

click to see this quote

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helloimasmileface
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 7:32pm UTC

Me
Rate me please! I never do these but I have the courage today (:
Like • Comment • 17 minutes ago
Nerd Boy 7/10! (: 16 minutes ago · Like
Bestie 10/10 I love you girl! Gorgeous <3
15 minutes ago · Like
Girl 6/10 14 minutes ago · Like
Aunt You don't need and rates dear, you're beautiful.13 minutes ago · Like
Mom Ew 0/10 12 minutes ago · Like

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 6:52pm UTC

A shooting star
is actually someone driving off Rainbow Road.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 7:55pm UTC

>>I'm a girl who has been
Changed by society
>>But when it is my turn again<<
I WILL BE THE ONE
To change society<<

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 8:02pm UTC

Reasons if I don't reply to a text:
-I reply at the speed of molasses
-I lost track of it because what is organization?
-I didn't notice that you replied
-I legit can not think of any way to continue the conversation and I just awkwardly stepped away
-I've already mentally replied to you and wandered into the depths of distractions and forget

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 8:15pm UTC

Mom: What did you learn in school today?
Me: That I hate everyone more than I thought

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 6:46pm UTC

i only
date boys who will sing high school musical duets with me
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 6:14pm UTC

Me: *whispering* If you're stupid say "what".
Friend: What?
Me: OH MAN.
Me: OH
Me: JESUS CHRIST.
Me: I GOT YOU SOOOO GOOD.
Me: THAT WAS AWESOME.
Me: I'VE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
Me: IN YOUR FACE.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 7:26pm UTC

When I was younger, I was in McDonalds and I had my tamagotchi with me
and I was playing with it and there was another girl, about my age, had a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over at each other. After a while, she went to the bathroom and I followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchi's and we made them have tamababies. To this day, it's the most scandalous I've ever done in my life.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 8:19pm UTC

I love how on Witty we all have lots of sass
but in real life, we can't even say hi without messing up.

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R_UBY
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 3:32am UTC

aYOU CAN'T CHANGE THE PAST
›› but you can change the future
Format by Sandrasaurus

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xlonglivex
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 7:41pm UTC

Hey little fighter,
things will get brighter

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 3:09pm UTC

Normal people: I'm scared of spiders, snakes, dying, etc.
Me: I'm scared that I might run out of food.

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runningislife*
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 7:59pm UTC

credittorunningislife
No,
that's spanish for no.
nmq

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angelcharms
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 10:15am UTC

so today in class,.,.,.i dropped my pen...and this really hot and cute guy who was sitting in the next row..bent down and picked it up for me .omggg..ANDDDDD YOU
GUYS ARE ALL INVITED TO
OUR WEDDING!!

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 6:14pm UTC

Knowing how clumsy I am
On my wedding day
I will probably be walking down the aisle
All beautiful in my dress
And then just fall on my face
In front of everybody

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Trudimay
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 1:28pm UTC

Dear headphones, could you please stop having sᶒx while I put you in my pocket?
Sincerely, tired of untangling.

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ClareBear88
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 6:28pm UTC

That Boy nobody thinks is cute ...
......Yea I like that boy

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