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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    strict parents
    just create sneaky kids

  2. LyricsQueen LyricsQueen
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 2:46pm UTC
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  3. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 3:05pm UTC


    no matter how good of a person you are
    you will always
    g e t c r i t i c i z e d

    nmf

  4. imthenewcancer imthenewcancer
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    Opposites attract.
    I'm ugly, you're cute.
    let's date.

  5. toribabbyxoxo toribabbyxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    When someone gives you food out of nowhere the first thing I say is "What did you do to it?" Like if you agree ;)

  6. xXxrhiannonxXx xXxrhiannonxXx
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie -
    chinese restaurant: do you want egg roll
    me: i didn't even finish my order
    chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
    me: what
    nmf/tumblr

  7. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    I THINK IT'S NEARLY A MIRACLE
    WHEN TWO PEOPLE LIKE EACH OTHER AT THE SAME TIME.

  8. butterflyescape butterflyescape
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    I feel bad for all the
    forever alone
    people who are
    allergic to cats

  9. Ggkgriff Ggkgriff
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    When your best friend and you are seperated..

  10. madisonnkellyy madisonnkellyy
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    You saw a shirt for $97.
    You didn't have the cash, so you borrowed $50 from your mom, and $50 from your dad.
    $50 + $50 = $100.
    You bought the shirt, and had $3 change. You gave your dad $1, your mom $1, and kept $1 for yourself.
    Now you owe your mom $49, and your dad $49.
    $49 + $49 = $98.
    $98 + your $1 = $99.
    So where did that one extra dollar go?
    Mind =Blow n.

  11. BeeMYSunshine BeeMYSunshine
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    I was walking down the street today...
    There was a girl, and I asume her boyfriend, that were homless. Their sign said,
    "I just want some weed."
    I walked up to them and handed them 40 dollars that I had been saving to spend on something I thought was worth spending it on. She looked at me and asked,
    "Why?"
    I said...
    "Because I admire you. You live for you, and you let the world know that. If you like weed, smoke some weed. If you want some food, eat some food. If you like dancing, dance in the rain. If you like singing, sing at the top of your lungs."
    She gave me a hug.
    whats the lesson here?
    Progress. Live for you. and only you, figure out were you want to go, and go there. then decide what your going to do, and do it. You dont like what your doing? Do some thing else! Happiness is a state of mind. Free your mind, and you will be happy.
    I think I spent my money well.

  12. Ash_leigh* Ash_leigh*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    Due to lack of intrest,
    Tomorrow has been canceled.

  13. sticksandstones001 sticksandstones001
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    and they say,She's in the
    class A team.Stuck in her daydream.Been this way since 18.
    But lately,her face seems slowly sinking,wasting
    crumbling like pastries.
    and they scream,the worst things in life come free to us.

    My font. Song- The A team - Ed Sheeran

  14. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    *When Niall gets a Girlfriend*
    Half of Directioners: I WANTED TO BE NIALL'S PRINCESS, I HATE HER!! SHE DOESN'T DESERVE HIM!!!!
    Other half of Directioners: Aw, Niall found his princess. I'm so sad, I wanted to be his princess, but if he's happy, then I'm happy.
    Me: Aw Niall, look what all the sweet directioners are saying about us.
    tumblr/nmq/nmf

  15. calmurself calmurself
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    I can see Snooki being like
    Regina George's mom.

  16. ShutUpAndLookAtThis ShutUpAndLookAtThis
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    *My mom and I arguing about me wearing the same shirt that I did on Friday to school*
    Me: Oh my goodness, it's one time..
    Her: No. You can't wear the same thing again.
    *Starts raising her voice acting like it's the end of the world*
    *Brother comes in*
    Him: What else should I draw for my art homework?
    Me: Just don't draw the same thing again, mom will freak out.
    Her:
    Him:
    Me:
    Me: lol oh crap
    true story
    more or less ;)

  17. jane :-)* jane :-)*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    Monsters are real. Ghosts are real.
    They live inside of us and sometimes they win.

  18. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    Harry Potter: The boy who lived
    Katniss Everdeen: The girl on fire
    Bella Swan: The girl who did nothing
    nmq

  19. MeghanMarie MeghanMarie
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    On the phone last night,
    I was talking to my ex-boyfriend's best friend, Matt.
    Since they're best friends, of course they sound and act the same..it brought back so many memories that I started crying.
    Matt knows I'm still upset after a month.. You know what he said?
    "Meghan. Please stop crying. You're beautiful, I really like you, and hearing you cry makes my heart break and makes me want to cry. You're better without him. Don't you worry, princess. I gotchu forever."
    Boys like him give me hope.
    Thanks Matt. ♥

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