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  1. ACuttersDiary ACuttersDiary
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Today, my best friend
    Angie was pushed down the stairs
    intentionally by a boy in my class.
    She was sent to the nurse.
    She was immediatley rushed to the
    hospital.She broke her elbow, and
    her tailbone.All the boy got was a
    detention .This was completley
    intentional And all he got was a
    detention.
    Fave if you think this is wrong.
    All I'm asking is that you pray for her.

  2. shelby123 shelby123
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 12:16pm UTC
    http://neave.com/imagination/
    it will enteratin you
    for hours :)

  3. lostinthelights lostinthelights
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 12:17pm UTC
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  4. MissWriter MissWriter
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 12:17pm UTC
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  5. MusicIsLifexoxo MusicIsLifexoxo
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 12:19pm UTC
    All of my friends are like,
    "I love him. He gave me his
    hoodie, and we kissed in the
    rain."
    and i`m just here like
    "I love food."
    NF

  6. xXxalixassaultxXx xXxalixassaultxXx
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 12:19pm UTC
    Cool Story Bro, y o u s h o u l d m a k e i t a m o v i e .

  7. Theycallmerina Theycallmerina
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 12:20pm UTC
    Who else does this?
    nmf
    Truth or dare?
    Truth.
    *Asks super embarrassing question*
    Nevermind, dare!
    I dare you to tell me the truth.
    nmf/nmq

  8. kayluvssyahxoxo kayluvssyahxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 12:21pm UTC
    Keep your friends close
    but your CHEEZ-ITs closer
    © ThatsSoMeee

  9. Dacey_xox Dacey_xox
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 12:21pm UTC
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  10. love2dance love2dance
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 3:00pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    Today at lunch
    I asked a guy sitting at my table if he wantd to thumb wrestle:
    Me: 1. 2 . 3 .4 i d e l c a r e a t h u m b w a r
    Him: 5 . 6 . 7 . 8 i u s e t h i s h a n d t o m a s t e r b a t e

  11. pinkpanda pinkpanda
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 1:24pm UTC
    So Today,
    I decided to write HIS name on the inside of my hand,
    That was the day he decided to high 5 me-.-

  12. shAMmers26 shAMmers26
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    Today a student
    in my class asked the teacher,
    "how long does our paragraph have to be?"
    my teacher looked at the student and said,
    "Paragraphs are like skirts. They have to be long enough to cover everything,but short enough to keep you interested."
    ♥best teacher ever♥

  13. xKatelinx55 xKatelinx55
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    *during math test*
    my answer: 23
    answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36
    Me:well 26 is closer to 23,
    so thats the answer.

  14. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 3:55pm UTC
    Today i had to:
    Go to my brothers swim meet, i went because their was free food
    of course!
    It was all fine untill
    Bam!
    I just witnessed my brother in a speedo.
    kill. me. now.

  15. xobrebabesox xobrebabesox
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 6:21pm UTC
    who knew a little black line underneath your eye,
    can make a girl 100 times more
    Confident.

  16. happyfry66 happyfry66
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 6:34pm UTC
    If I'm ever on a date,
    & it starts going bad im going to stand up,
    and yell "i'm an actor, they are
    all actors, and you're on MTV's
    disaster date", while im running
    the hell away.

  17. maxiemax456 maxiemax456
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 7:10pm UTC
    *that baby dinosaur noise
    you make when you
    stretch *


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    My greatest fear?
    That one day, he'll wake up and decide I'm not worth it anymore. Oh, wait. It's already happened.

  20. hollisterbeach hollisterbeach
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 7:32pm UTC
    "life isn't about how to survive the storm, it's about learning to dance in the rain."
    - Taylor Swift
    "you have every right to a beautiful life."
    - Selena Gomez
    "never be ashamed of your problems, your body, yourself.. you are worth life."
    - Demi Lovato
    "if you believe in yourself anythings possible."
    - Miley Cyrus.

:)

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