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Today at lunch
I asked a guy sitting at my table if he wantd to thumb wrestle:
Me: 1. 2 . 3 .4   i  d e l c a r e   a   t h u m b   w a r
Him:  5 . 6 . 7 . 8   i   u s e   t h i s   h a n d   t o   m a s t e r b a t e
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credit: confessions_of_a_cutter Today at lunch I asked a guy

187 faves · 3 comments · Dec 16, 2011 3:00pm

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kingkong007 · 1 decade ago
omg boys at my school do this all the time!!! I'm to the point where I'm used to it and just keep playing
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Rach_K · 1 decade ago
Ewww hahaha XD if that was a joke it was funny ^_^
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grownsimba · 1 decade ago
ewww.
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