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teenqueen143
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 5:47pm UTC

Admit it ;
at least once in our life
we have all tried to
balance the
light switch between
the on and off position.

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
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December 13, 2011 3:50pm UTC

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Sumaaleja
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December 13, 2011 5:51pm UTC

highlighting quotes with big spaces to see if
there´s a hidden message in it!!!
fav if you highlighted it <3

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xXxalixassaultxXx
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 1:29pm UTC

hey, i think we need to break up
? did i do something:(
oh woops wrong number:)
oh ok good:)...wait what?!

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blondieeex3
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 6:17pm UTC

Im Hungary
Maybe you should Czech the fridge.
Im Russian to the kitchen!
Is there any Turkey?!
We have some, but it's covered in a layer of Greece.
Ew, there is Norway you can eat that...
-nmf-

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 4:28pm UTC

If someone truly loves you,
they won't make you feel like
you need to constantly fight for
their attention .. ♥

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 4:37pm UTC

One million memories, ten thousand
inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets,
one reason: Best friends.

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 4:00pm UTC

The awkward moment when
You flush the toilet in the middle of the night, and its the loudest sound ever.

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 4:52pm UTC

We Found
love in a hopeless place ♥
pa</3

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 5:32pm UTC

Age is just a
number...
Unless you're 14 and hes
32...then its just creepy...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 4:46pm UTC

She's wanted by many, loved by lots,
and hated by a few, but when it comes
down to it boy, all she wants is you ♥

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TheBrokenSmile
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December 13, 2011 3:31pm UTC

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samxoxo2100
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 5:45pm UTC

Want to bang tonight?
I meant hang, duck auto-cucumber.
God donut.
How the duck do I turn this off?
It's painful watching you struggle man.

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ILoveYouBabeh
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 3:51pm UTC

Don't you hate it when ,,
|||||| THE BOY YOU
LOVE ||||||
:
----------------------------------- WOULD RATHER TALK TO YOUR BESTFRIEND
{{{{{{ Than talk to you?}}}}}}
/nmf
n m f

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lillylovee

posted a quote
December 13, 2011 6:09pm UTC

Me: *Sneeze*
Class: *Silence*
Most popular girl in grade: *Sneeze*
Class: God bless you sweetheart Jesus Lord let God protect you from that horrible sneeze! Amen!

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 3:28pm UTC

The awkward moment when
when you can't read you're own handwriting and you're like "WTF did I just write?"

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 5:46pm UTC

Home alone!
Expectation,
PARTY! PARTY!
Reality
peeing with the door open

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MissAnna
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 9:36am UTC

I WON'T BE IMPRESSED WITH TECHNOLOGY
UNTIL I CAN DOWNLOAD FOOD.

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