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Expectation,

PARTY! PARTY! 


Reality

peeing with the door open




 
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Home alone! Expectation, PARTY! PARTY! Reality peeing with the

2164 faves · 28 comments · Dec 13, 2011 5:46pm

soccerloverx03x

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soccerloverx03x


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imsopurdy · 1 decade ago
I don't pee with the door open...what if there is A CREEPER IN THE HOUSE?! :S
Lol jk, but I really don't pee with the door open when I'm home alone.
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dreamer18 · 1 decade ago
I BURST out laughing. So true. Made my day!
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Loveyouskater11 · 1 decade ago
its sad cuz its true
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_DontForgetMe_ · 1 decade ago
I lol'd at this,
Literally.
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SJayFresh · 1 decade ago
LMAOO! I do that :P
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katuyasha · 1 decade ago
I love how I've seen this same quote approximately 63 kajillion times.
Not being rude, just pointing that out.
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cepstein10210 · 1 decade ago
this made my day... like you have no idea i started dying when i read this <3
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Fluff · 1 decade ago
well, if you search the quotes (word:expectation, category:funny) you'll see that quote about a billion times.
Example:http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4336830
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LittleOne1138 · 1 decade ago
that is soooo true and shut up guys dont say its Jocked think of it as inspiration
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sassycassie123 · 1 decade ago
who cares if this is jocked? i like it better when soccerloverx03x says it <3
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XxZadmasXx · 1 decade ago
I do that all the tiime(; best part!!!
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Loveyouskater11 · 1 decade ago
lol i do that
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soccerloverx03x · 1 decade ago
VV thank youu. I got it from tumblr, i didnt jockk it.
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DontBeShy · 1 decade ago
guys its not jocked its been on tumblr forever.
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Fluff · 1 decade ago
jocked
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nikkibubble · 1 decade ago
Jocked..
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dubesbabe06 · 1 decade ago
hahahahhahaha

jocked
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xxadalenaxx · 1 decade ago
i think its funny that this one got all the fav.s just cuz it was prettier... sorry but imma like the one that was on here 1st. i hate it when people steal quotes! http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/3597800
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EvilAngel · 1 decade ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!111!1!1!!1!11!!1!!!


Jocked.
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lovelesslady94 · 1 decade ago
lmao! if anyone came to the door they'd see me peeing but i dont care i pee with the door open LIKE A BOSS!
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