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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 10:36am UTC

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"Girls got balls. They're just higher up, that's all."
nmq/nmf

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 10:12pm UTC

my dad: going to the mall on Friday nights is
dangerous!
me: you know what's funny? you send me to
school everyday & you think I'm actually safe
there.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 29, 2012 10:20pm UTC

If it's called a walkie talkie,. How come a vacuum isn't called a Pushy sucky?

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taytayx311
posted a quote
January 31, 2012 7:28pm UTC

2011:
Planking.
2012:
Choking on some cinnamon.

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younghomielovelife
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 4:49pm UTC

12th graders: ewh 11th graders.11th graders: ewh 10th graders.10th graders: ewh 9th graders.9th graders: ewh middle schoolers. middle schoolers: ewh elementary kids.elementary kids: ewh babies. babies: ewh fetus.fetus: ewh wait how am i talking

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 2:56pm UTC

If a cop
Ever pulls you over
And says, “papers”.
Say “scissors, I win” and drive off.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 3:40pm UTC

Wouldn't it be nice if your ipod
could detect your mood, and make a playlist for it.
NFM/FMQ

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 5:49pm UTC

to do list:
1. buy a parrot.
2. teach the parrot to say, "help, i turned into a parrot!"
3. leave it in a public are.

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sandysinger
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 3:34pm UTC

*Flipping through a magazine*
He's cute, He has a weird face, He's okay...
Now you sir, you have a very attractive face(;

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xxxskaterxxx
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 3:08pm UTC

click to see this quote

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givingyoumyheart
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 10:39am UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Open question:
IfIs the human centipede a suitable movie for my 10 year old son?
When my son came home from school he said that his friend told him of this really funny movie called the human centipede, where people have to hold on to each others legs and do the worm to win a race or something like that, and he really wants to see it, but i'm not sure if it's suitable because the race is exercise and this could encourage him to get really skinny maybe anorexic when he's only 10. Please answer truthfully
Best answer- Chosen by Asker
Ignore all the previous answers. The Human Centipede is a hear warming family comedy suitable for children of all ages, I can't recommend it highly enough!
Asker's Rating: * * * * *
Thank you, at least someone tells the truth around here, I trust my child more than you liars on the Internet trying to ruin my Childs life, I will let him see this very appropriate movie and he will love it, so thank you kittensforbreakfast.
O.o

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Tashaa98
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 8:28pm UTC

girl problem:
trying to open a pop can with fake nails on.
-.-

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cupcakes4eva
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 11:59am UTC

Patrick: Are you Squidward?
Fire Hydrant: . . .
Patrick: Thats ok, take your time.
Oh Patrick <3

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teenager_posts
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 8:58pm UTC

TeenagerPost#102
Brain, sorry for the overload.
Tummy, sorry for the butterflies.
Pillow, sorry for the tears.
Heart, sorry for the damage.
♥
nmq.nmf,

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NicoleMariexo6
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 10:44am UTC

Those first two guys who thought
superman was a bird or a plane...
Why were they so excited?!

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QuQu101
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 11:09am UTC

"Hello, this is Stacey from Victoria's Secret, how may I help you?"
"What did you do to Victoria?!"
**got the phone number from Phillies99**

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OreoLover
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 10:00pm UTC

My friends are the kind
that if their house was on fire, they'd be roasting marshmallos and hitting on the firemen.(;

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LiveLifeOnce
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 11:29am UTC

hot boys:
2% are gay.
5% already have girlfriends.
94% don't live in my part of the country.
follow for a follow:)

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 1:55am UTC

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
awwwww! yeah, it did (: <3
not my quote, found on smartphowned.
I thought it might have, because your face is really f****d up.
no offense intended to anyone because I am absolutely positive someone is going to grouch -___-

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