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Hello! Thank you for vewing my profile, As you can see im not that popular on witty, I just hope one day that I will have a top quote :)

xxxskaterxxx
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 3:08pm UTC

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xxxskaterxxx
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 2:49pm UTC

Dear Squirrels in my yard,
Just because you froze in place,
Doesn't mean you're Invisible.
Sincerely, I'm looking right at you .

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xxxskaterxxx
posted a quote
January 29, 2012 10:16am UTC

People are like slinkies.
They're not very useful,
But its funny when you push them down the stairs.

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xxxskaterxxx
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 3:49pm UTC

Gets rid of 99.9% of germs!
Yea well.. what about the other .1%?

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xxxskaterxxx
posted a quote
December 12, 2011 4:56pm UTC

Does anyone else just LOVE hugs?
Cause I do..

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xxxskaterxxx
posted a quote
December 8, 2011 5:35pm UTC

Best thing is the whoooole entire universe?
Tacos :)

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xxxskaterxxx
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November 24, 2011 11:01pm UTC

Did you know squidward is actually an octopus? They didnt wanna name him Octward,
and he only has 6 legs.

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xxxskaterxxx
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 5:25pm UTC

You're always coming back.
You're like herpes, or a terminator.
No ones looking forward to seeing those again.

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xxxskaterxxx
posted a quote
September 19, 2011 7:47pm UTC

Sometimes I wish I was a monkey.
So I could throw bananas at people and it would be legal.

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xxxskaterxxx
posted a quote
September 5, 2011 2:02pm UTC

Friends are like
BOOBS.
Some are big. Some are small.
Some are real.
Some are fake.

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xxxskaterxxx
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 11:26pm UTC

..........
MEAN
PEOPLE
SUCK.
.......... MEAJKLSASLFK MEAN MMEAN kfjd

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xxxskaterxxx
posted a quote
August 11, 2011 9:25pm UTC

My teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said
"At the end of this ruler is an idiot!"
I got detention after I ask which end.

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August 11, 2011 11:48am UTC

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Woops spilled my chips.

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xxxskaterxxx
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 9:38pm UTC

You: hey dad can i have some money for some coke?
Dad: sure... is 60 dollars enough?
You: dad its $1.25.
Dad: wow the price sure went up from when i was a kid.
You: DAD! COCA-COLA?
Dad: oh...

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xxxskaterxxx
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 9:32pm UTC

Friend:
"Aww i don't have any lunch money"
" oh heres 5 dollars"
Best friend:
"Aww i don't have any lunch money"
"Good, you were getting fat anyway.

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xxxskaterxxx
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 9:26pm UTC

Dear Eminem,
Not only do we have the same name, but we're both black on the inside too.
Sincerley, M&Ms

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xxxskaterxxx
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 9:16pm UTC

Blanket on, too hot. Blanket off, too cold. One leg out, perfect, untill the awkward moment when the demon from paranormal activity grabs it.

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xxxskaterxxx
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August 4, 2011 8:04pm UTC

Dear Mom and Dad, Please stop saying "stop playing with your food"... You spent the first two years of my life Convincing me it was a plane /./...,dsdfadj

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xxxskaterxxx
posted a quote
August 1, 2011 6:22pm UTC

Anyone can speak Troll, all you have to do it point and grunt.-Fred Weasley

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xxxskaterxxx
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July 31, 2011 10:30pm UTC

So, my dog ate my sisters thong today. Anything interesting happen to you? :)

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