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  1. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    - Are you an angel?
    - No, why?
    - Well my mum told me that those who have marked wrists are angels.
    - I'm not an angel though.
    - Of course you are. Mum said that only angels harm theirselves
    because they don't like life on earth. This world is destroying
    them so they try to return back home in heaven. They are too
    sensitive to the pain of others and their own.
    - You know, your mum is very wise.
    - Thank you, she is also an angel but she has already returned home.

  2. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 8:39pm UTC
    The human brain is amazing.
    It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born,
    and only stops when we take an exam or fall in love.

  3. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 7:03pm UTC
    If I ever live to
    be
    100,
     I'm gonna make up a fake reason why I lived so long,
    like I ate pine cones every day at 4 pm

  4. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar
    and accidentally wrote a One Direction song.

  5. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    we were sitting side by side
    i moved towards you
    i felt my body getting anxious
    until
    i touched you
    it was the most beautiful feeling
    then
    my mouth moved closer to yours
    i consumed you
    satisfaction
    i love you
    pizza

  6. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2014 8:37pm UTC
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    The bottom of my laptop
    Is still hotter than you.

  7. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 9:49am UTC
    Isn't it weird
    that we pay money to see other human beings?

  8. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 10:36pm UTC
    when I die
    don't come to my grave
    and sit there for hours
    telling me how much you love
    and miss me
    because those are the things
    I wanted to hear when
    I still could hear
    k.s.

  9. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    She's Dying
    to live, but she's dying to die.

  10. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    So my friend Adrienne took a picture of
    a bathroom stall at our school that someone wrote on.
    This is what it said:
    I loved her harder than rain.
    and softer than night fell in the summer.
    But I,
    I am not soft.
    I am car crashes and dirty needles.
    And it's people like us whose
    shoulders rust in the rain.
    I have no clue who wrote that beautiful poem but it's simply stunning.

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 7:01pm UTC
    You hate the way your hair falls, so you hide it in a bun. You turn up to school each day,
    look around and feel outdone. You check your thighs constantly to see if you've gained
    weight. You can't get to sleep at night because you're too busy fighting fate. You hate
    your heart for beating and letting it cause you pain. You're so over being hurt, you
    don't ever want to love again. You have to wear makeup to feel more secure. And
    when you're asked how you feel you're never really sure. You hate to let people
    in, you fear you'll let them down. You wear a pretty smile so people won't
    know your frown. And when you look in the mirror all you see
    is a broken mess. But, darling, when I look at you,
    What I see is flawless

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    Eenie, meenie, miney, mo.
    You ain't nothin' but a hoe.
    You think you're cool,
    you think you're classy.
    Newsflash!
    You're f/cking trashy.

  13. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 4:06pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1821
    When your mom
    thinks all the boy want
    you, but you're just as
    desirable as a piece of
    burnt toast.
    tumblr

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    row row row your boat
    gently away from me
    merrily merrily merrily merrily
    please just f.ckin leave

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    when he was 7 years old,
    he learned the meaning of hurt,
    because he knew his father
    left bruises around his mother's neck.
    by 10 years old,
    the sun didn't shine as bright,
    the grass wasn't as green.
    everything seeme dull.
    at age 13,
    he couldn't tell the difference
    between nightmares and reality,
    there were monsters in his head.
    on his 16th birthday,
    he counted the scars on his torso
    and the pills by the night stand,
    and thought some things through
    but 3 years later (age 19),
    he smiled that crooked simle because
    he could feel the sun on his skin and
    the blowers were finally blooming and
    he had made it.

  16. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    My friends and I started the first day of kindergarten
    with sweaty palms and runs in our tights
    and Dillon got bashful when he saw me get on the bus
    and hid his head in the seat.
    And Michelle and I played dress up for hours in her mother's closet
    talking about what it would be like to act like
    the big kids.
    My friends and I started the first day of middle school
    with sweaty palms and new jeans
    and Dillon and I kissed under the jungle gym last year
    but he liked another girl more than me.
    And Michelle kissed all of her big brother's friends
    and tried to be just like
    the big kids.
    My friends and I started the first day of high school
    with sweaty palms and big text books
    and Dillon has been dating Hannah for two months
    and gives me look in the hallway.
    And it seems like Michelle has been trying to play dress up in her
    mother's closet again
    and all the boys look at her and she loves it
    and it seems like no one will take you seriously unless
    you're a big kid.
    My friends and I said goodbye on the last day of Senior Year
    with fond memories and our graduation caps
    and Dillon took his own life last year
    because Hannah forgot they were dating for a night.
    And Michelle stays home mostly now
    because her baby needs her more than she needs her degree
    and it scares me now
    because we are
    the big kids.
    Not mine/Tumblr/Follow for a follow

  17. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    I'm still waiting for the day that I will use
    x² + y +8 [(x + 2y ² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9
    In real life.

  18. munster munster
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    Invisable tears are the hardest to wipe away.

  19. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 5:32pm UTC
    There are two types of crushes:
    1. A casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute I'd like to get to
    know you better”
    2. Absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you f.cking kidding me you are perfect wow I’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me
    There is no in between

  20. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1807
    When opening a
    pad/tampon in the school
    bathroom seems about
    as loud as opening
    a sunchips bag.
    tumblr

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