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  1. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    I can't wait for tonight.
    A bunch of my friends are coming over to play on their phones.

  2. mynameissimran mynameissimran
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Dear William and Kate,
    If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal, will that make your son the half-blood prince?
    Sincerely,
    Just Curious

  3. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    Sometimes, life gets hard.
    But we need to remember how many great things that there are in life.
    Me and my fellow wittians have worked together to make a list of just a few of them, to look at when times get hard.
    \\______________________________________________________________________________//
    1. Flowers in spring
    2. Free food
    3. Witty
    4. Reading encouraging bible verses
    5.making music
    6. lattes
    7. working hard to get what you want
    8. knowing you've really helped someone
    9. finding people you can really talk to
    10. writing
    11. singing
    12. long walks
    13. good books
    14. sunsets
    15. roses
    16. the first time you hear a great song
    17. hugs after being apart a long time
    18. having a good workout
    19. the smell after it rains
    20. dancing and not caring who sees
    21. candy
    22. eating cookies fresh out of oven
    23. baking
    24. hot chocolate on a cold day
    25. those 'had to be there' moments
    26. ice cream when its hot
    27. the little kids at lemonade stands
    28. family and friends
    29. birthday presents
    30. opening things on christmas
    31. smiling and meaning it
    32. swinging on swingsets
    33. art
    34. painting
    35. playgrounds, even when you're too old
    36. playing in the rain
    37. little puppies
    38. doing something for YOU
    39. dressing how you want
    40. finding a new way to express yourself
    41. winning a sports game
    42. beating a friend at something
    43. riding in car with windows down
    44. blasting your favorite song
    45. random hugs
    46. embracing uniqueness
    47. feeling worth it
    48. Feeling good about your appearance
    49. Knowing you've overcome something
    50. Double, triple, quadruple rainbows
    51. Sunshine peeking through a raincloud
    52. Climbing trees
    53. Drawing with chalk like a little kid
    54. Going for hikes in the forest
    55. Skiing/boarding down hills really fast
    56. Knowing you made someones day
    57. Making new friends
    58. getting a perfect score on a quiz
    59. finally finding that perfect outfit
    60. getting out of school for the summer
    61. music that describes you perfectly
    62. Best Friends
    63. Sisters&Brothers
    64. Life Chats
    65. Letters from friends
    66. finding out the truth
    67. movies
    68. summer
    69. days at the beach
    70. looking back at good memories
    71. looking through old pictures
    72. knowing people care about you
    73. spending time with loved ones
    74. those friends who make you feel great
    75. knowing you've stayed strong
    76. finding faith
    77. having hope in something
    78. saving a life
    79. lending people a hand
    80. never giving up
    81. dreaming
    82. having no homework
    83. succeeding at something
    84. medaling at a big competition
    85. chocolate
    86. nighttime
    87. the beach
    88. when someone loves you
    89. knowing one day, you'll be old enough to do what you've dreamed of.
    90. Meeting someone very inspirational
    91. Going to a band concert
    92. Parties
    93. Sleepovers
    94. Meeting someone important
    95. Being told that you're beautiful
    96. Falling in love
    97. Finding out that they 'like you' too
    98. Finding out who you are
    99. Finding something really, really fuzzy
    100. Proving someone wrong
    101. Realizing that there is just so much to live for ♥

  4. RememberThisName RememberThisName
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 1:37pm UTC
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  5. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Teacher: Why didn't you study?
    Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
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  6. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    me: *stays home*
    parents: why are you so lazy? get off your butt & do something with your life
    me: *goes out*
    parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people & roaming the streets
    me: *eats*
    parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
    me: *doesn't eat something*
    parents: we're getting really concered are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us?
    me: *exhales*
    parents: DON'T GIVE ME THAT ATTITUDE.

  7. tibbsxoxo tibbsxoxo
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    5) Find x.
    |\
    | \
    12 | \ x <------------ found it.
    | \
    | \
    92

  8. ninanina08277 ninanina08277
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    3 days ago,
    a car ran a red light straight into my uncle and my 6-month-old baby cousin got in a serious car accident.
    the baby came out with not a scratch on him, thank god.
    but my uncle almost died, broke his neck, two ribs, and had to get surgery. he is currently in intensive care.
    please pray for my uncle, because i really think an angel came and saved my baby cousin.
    fave if you do too.

  9. BebeCutie99 BebeCutie99
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    Sandy: I like karate.
    Spongebob: I like ka-ra-tay
    Mr. Krabs: I like mo-ney-ay
    Squidward: I hate all of you

  10. awesomeandukit awesomeandukit
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    FAV IF U REMEMBER THE
    NAKED BROTHERS BAND

  11. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    That fearless kid who starts the coughing or sniffling game during a test.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    That like a boss moment when
    you drop something but catch it before it hits the ground.

  13. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    Simon says jump.
    Simon didn't say land, you're all out.

  14. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    *Crush steals food*
    Heyy! *flirty push*
    *Regular person steals food*
    GIVE ME BACK MY FOOD BATCH!
    *punches them*


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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