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ConverseLover
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April 23, 2012 4:35pm UTC

if a girl is stupid enough
to love you after you broke her heart,
I guarantee you,
she is the one.
nmf

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ILoveStarWars
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 3:26pm UTC

Peetafile (n.)
one who is utterly in love with Peeta, or, one who is in Team Peeta.
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iwishiwasbeautiful
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April 23, 2012 7:26pm UTC

Mom, if I can't take off my skinny jeans, neither can the rapist.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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allysinlove
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April 23, 2012 6:19pm UTC

Holocaust jokes arent funny... anne frankly i dont find them amusing.
♥
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SmileLove
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April 19, 2012 12:52pm UTC

Every day I'm Wittying.

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LivingTheLife
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April 19, 2012 12:33pm UTC

Guy 1: Hey i just got my first kiss!
Guy 2: Bro... Your mom doesn't count.
Guy 1: Yeh... But yours does.
BURNED
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choosecarefully
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 3:24pm UTC

•••••••••
Fave if you're one of the few people who
know the difference between your & you're
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lovesick101
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 8:51am UTC

to players, we're hot.
to perverts, we're sexy.
to adults, we're cute.
to relatives, we're adorable.
to dumbasses, we're fine.
to each other, we're pretty.
to gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
to the right guys, we're beautiful.
but to ourselves,
w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .

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BravoSierra
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April 19, 2012 2:21pm UTC

credittoforgeter
"Would you like the receipt in the bag?"
"Nope, you can put it in my ear."

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shawn_the_man
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 7:41pm UTC

Hey, it's Shawn
I think I might be leaving Witty. And no, this is not for attention, so let me tell you why.
When I first came here, people were so nice. I got tons of faves on quotes, followers, comments, ect. But now, I feel completely ignored all the time. And, a girl told me that people only talked to me and payed attention to me here because I'm a boy. But now, she says, since I have a girlfriend, no one cares and no one wants to talk to me or fave my quotes.
I thought people here liked me and my quotes because of the content, not just for being a boy. and now, since I'm dating the most wondeful girl in the world, girls think since i'm not "available", they don't need to pay any attention to me.
And it hurts.
I don't want to leave Witty, but lately it's just not the same. Not only because of teh 1D quotes, since my sister is obsessed with them and I get force-fed information about them everyday, so I'm used to it. But I feel like it's not fun anymore.
Please remember you're all beautiful and I love you all :)
and if you actually read this, thank you so much♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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unic0rn
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April 18, 2012 7:47pm UTC

Rich Girl: Oh Em Gee. Look at this brand new, shiny private jet my mommy and daddy just bought me!!!
Me: Sometimes, my mom buys me chapstick when we go to Walmart

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LifeGoesOn_72
posted a quote
January 29, 2012 8:48pm UTC

It's all right, dont answer. I was just texting you to excersize my fingers..

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LifeGoesOn_72
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 3:13pm UTC

LO(i'm)VE.
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Finally_Telling_The_Truth
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 5:14pm UTC

Me: Mom....dad?....I've desided to live on my own from now on
Parents: Ok...cool
Me: Your luggage is out side
NMF

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lovebug3443
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 4:23pm UTC

Two Girls Posted a picture on my wall .
in the picture , they were flipping me off .
Im not gonna lie ; i cried .
I was talking tohim about it ,
& today when i saw him ,
he ran up to me & said ,
"They're only jealous i dont love them ."
♥

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MySweetEscape
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 3:24pm UTC

Sorry boys, the only thing
I blow are kisses.

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Abby. *
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 3:02pm UTC

Me: I'll just get on witty for a few minutes before bed
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Is that the sun

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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