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Kurza
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 6:05pm UTC

That moment when
Your crush hugs you

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katberndt1
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 1:44pm UTC

Me after running for thirty seconds: I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing

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katberndt1
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August 11, 2012 12:13pm UTC

I hate this idea that Chuck Norris has super-human powers. He's and actor not a god, people. If he is really that special, I dare him to magically appear in my house right now, sneak up behind me, and slam my face into my own keyboarhg760360b 603c 30sb c7dsrj

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CharlAldisx
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Today I tried to prank
Call Dominos Pizza
The conversation went like this:
Me: "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
The Cashier responded: "No, this is Patrick."
MADE. MY. LIFE.

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AustinH
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 7:05pm UTC

British accent: Justin Biebah.
American: Justin Biebur.
Australian: Jastin Beybah.
You just tried out all of the accents, didnt you?

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panda_678
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 5:27pm UTC

Double double,
this this,
Double double,
that that,
Double this,
double that,
Double double this that.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 4:15pm UTC

If you've ever been in love
You'll know the feeling.
How you feel insane and time passes so slowly
when you are not with them.
How they dominate your thoughts and you can almost feel
them with you
How you can't help but smile when you know they are thinking about you.
How when things aren't going well it drives you insane,and you can't seem to think straight.
How when they are not yours, you miss them so much,
and you feel that emptiness .
Most of all, you'll know how they are literally everything to you
And nothing can change that...

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 9:23pm UTC

If you're gonna be sombody's heartbreak,
If you're gonna be sombody's mistake,
If you're gonna be sombody's first time,
Somebody's last time,
Baby be mine

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 10:26pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Kurza
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 10:56pm UTC

Love is the emotion that bonds 2 souls together. It is a compasion where flaws are overlooked and perfection is in the eye of the beholder. Love is where 2 people, maybe even a group, easily connect with one another. Love is the highest level of happiness, that when lost it hurts, but when gained, it changes the world the person sees and lives in.

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Kurza
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Everyone complains about how miserable they are
How it's someone elses fault that they are miserable
Well it's no one elses fault but your own
You are the only one preventing yourself from being happy
You are the only one standing in the way of a better life, a better future

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Laylalinnchica
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 8:56pm UTC

Guys if a girl says..
I am cold, it is the perfect oppourtunity to cuddle.
I am tired, hug her, until she falls asleep.
I do not feel good, hug her through all the pain.
I cried all of last night, Ask her what is wrong, and then when you find out, confront the person who did it.
I am so ugly, you keep telling her she is beautiful and kiss her.
I am so fat, you tell her she isn't and rub her tummy.
I hate my eyes, you gaze into them and kiss her. and tell her they are beautiful.
}I am scared, you put your arm around her and pull her close to you, whisper in her ear and say, it is okay.
I hate my lips, you say you love them and kiss her for as long as you possibly can.
But do not under any circumstances
Say "me too"
♥

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 11:13pm UTC

i saw a photo taken of a boy's facebook page- (he was probably about, 18-20.)
Another boy had commented, he said,
"your girlfriend is HOT."
This is how the boy replied:
"My girlfriend is 'hot?' My girlfriend is 'hot?' You have the entire english language with it's vast spectrum of adjectives to descibe my girl friend, and you settle for 'hot?!'
My girlfriend is far beyond beautiful. My girlfriend is enamoring, enrapturing, captivating, ravishing, lovely, incredible, overwhelming, adorable, alluring, enticing and radiant. She's a stunner- she'll take your breath away before you have the hcance to introduce yourself. Her eyes constantly shine with joy, even in the midst of pain or sadness. She's a fireball that i can barely handle, but i can tell you that you wouldn't stand a chance. She has a mind that can tear yours to shreds, considering the one you chose to describe her with is 'hot.'
Don't ever degrade my girlfriend like that again."
^^ that's what he said, word for word. wow.

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 9:03pm UTC

* singing in the shower *
Me: I REMEMBER YOU DRIVING TO MY HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT IM THE ONE WHO MAKES YOU LAUGH WHEN YOU-
Mom: *knocks on door* would you shut up? im trying to sleep.
Me: i dont see why you hatin outside the tub, you cant even get in

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 12:13pm UTC

Me: I'm sorry but i can't be with you anymore.
Witty: Why? What's changed?
Me: You.
mine.

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str0ng
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 12:43pm UTC

one shot for my pain,
o n e d r a g f o r m y s o r r o w .
GET MESSED UP TODAY,
I'LL BE OK TOMORROW.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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MeeAndYoou
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 5:18pm UTC

Guys: Girls think period cramps are bad? Try getting kicked in the balls.
Me: Okay, I'm sorry, but you're an idiot. Number one, we could never get kicked in the balls because we can't grow them. Numero dos, period cramps are sore as sh*t. Three, even if you got kicked in the balls once a month (which you don't) the pain DOES NOT last for a week. Four, you can't bleed from between your legs for a week and live. Five, Shut the f*ck up and actually use one of your very little amount of brain cells and think before you speak, or you'll get girls on their period wanting to stab you with very pointy objects. K. Thanks. Bye.

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ISeeADayToRemember
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 12:31pm UTC

Somethings wrong here...
Asking Alexandria: "How stubborn are the scars when they won't fade away? Or just a gentle reminder that now are better days?"
Society: Emo.
A Day To Remember: "Keep your hopes up high and your head down low"
Society: Emo.
Bring Me The Horizon: "I won't give up on you, these scars won't tear us apart. So don't give up on me."
Society: Emo.
Blessthefall: "Now it seems that your bleeding, just to feel alive, your arms always tell the story. Now it looks like your living just to pass the time."
Society: Emo.
Sleeping With Sirens: "I can't promise that things won't be broken, but I swear that I will never leave."
Society: Emo.
Close To Home: "With friends like you who needs an enemy?"
Society: Emo.
30 Seconds To Mars: "I wont suffer, be broken, get tired or wasted, surrender to nothing or give up what i started"
Society: Emo.
Nicki Minaj: "Imma slap you if you a hoe!"
Society: OMG! She is so inspirational !!!!!

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MaddyWaddy
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 10:59am UTC

A guy died in the Colorado shooting because he blocked his girlfriend so she would survive. Now that's true love. ❤

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