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Guys if a girl says..
I am cold, it is the perfect oppourtunity to cuddle.
I am tired, hug her, until she falls asleep.
I
do not feel good, hug her through all the pain.
I cried all of last night,  Ask her what is wrong, and then when you find out, confront the person who did it.
I
am so ugly, you keep telling her she is beautiful and kiss her.
I am so fat, you tell her she isn't and rub her tummy.
I hate my eyes, you gaze into them and kiss her. and tell her they are beautiful.
}I
am scared, you put your arm around her and pull her close to you, whisper in her ear and say, it is okay.
I
hate my lips, you say you love them and kiss her for as long as you possibly can.
But do not  under any circumstances 
Say "me too"

 
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Guys if a girl says.. I am cold, it is the perfect oppourtunity

667 faves · 5 comments · Aug 5, 2012 8:56pm

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TikTokToo1 · 1 decade ago
Okay.
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Jasminebaybie · 1 decade ago
Awhhh, reminds me of my bf <3
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ShesInLove · 1 decade ago
One of my friends were like "im cold" &her boyfriend said me too XD it was so funny!(:
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AmbersWittyProfile · 1 decade ago
is it just me or would it be really awkward if he was stroking my tummy lol
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hatetheloved · 1 decade ago
now if only 'he' could see this and live by it lol x)
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