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  1. XxLovingYouxX XxLovingYouxX
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 10:47am UTC
    Osama Bin Laden
    Brb someone is at the door.
    24 hours ago · comment · like
    US Navy Seals like this


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    "If people talk beind your back
    its because
    you're ahead of them."
    - Zayn Malik ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  5. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:00pm UTC
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  6. Temptress Temptress
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 4:34pm UTC
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  7. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    There's always those kids
    a couple years younger than you
    that think they're so cool
    but really, they're only annoying as helll.

  8. Lgirl Lgirl
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    Dear Sweatpants,
    Thanks for being there for me.
    Sincerely, Sexy And I Know It, But To Lazy To Show It.

  9. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    "Food was a big part of the tour for us...
    We saw a lot of different Nandos."
    -Niall Horan

  10. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    "I don't have biceps so
    I just flex me eyebrow."
    -Niall Horan

  11. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell."
    -Harry Styles

  12. allie143 allie143
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    Unless
    Life also hands you water and suger
    your lemonade
    is gunna suck

  13. superfish12 superfish12
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 11:15am UTC
    here's to the girls;
    who just want a boy to cuddle with.
    (fav for a series)

  14. __OneDirectionerForever__ __OneDirectionerForever__
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:15am UTC
    True Yolo.
    French Boy: Bonjour belle, je t'aime
    British Boy: You look gorgeous today love.
    Australlian Boy: I was going to go surfing with my mates but then i laid my eyes on you.
    Italian Boy: Ciao Belle, te amo.
    Latin Guys: Hola bonita que aqui hay una rosa.
    American Boy: Yo shawty you look smokin' today, get on yo knees and suck it.

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    Oh, so you breathe oxygen too?
    shall we f*ck now, or later?

  16. blondeforever blondeforever
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 8:14pm UTC
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  17. barneythebigpurpledino barneythebigpurpledino
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    "How long is this Doritos commercial?!"
    "Grandma...that's Jersey Shore.."
    nmq, nmf

  18. LiLMiMiBabyQurl LiLMiMiBabyQurl
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    Random kid: are you from Jamaica? Cause' Jamaican me crazy(;
    Me: are you from Yukan? Cause' Yukan go screw yourself

  19. xolive_laugh_loveox xolive_laugh_loveox
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    5 boys. 10 eyes. 9 kidneys. 10 legs. 12 nipples.one direction♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  20. 2good2btrue 2good2btrue
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    True Yolo.
    British Boy: Hello love
    American Boy: Hey sexual

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