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  1. queezle* queezle*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    Why does love always feel like a battlefield?
    I guess you better go and get your armor.

  2. queezle* queezle*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    I never meant to start a war.
    I don't even know what we're fighting for.

  3. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    you break things,
    cause pain, and say,
    "YOU MADE ME."

  4. Green_Eye_Dragon Green_Eye_Dragon
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    So today, I came back to school after being sick for two days. This was literally one of the best school days ever. First of all, all my teachers asked how I was feeling. Second of all, two of my best guys friends said they missed me and said that during the two days, they would look at my seat and feel sad because I always sat there and now I was gone. Third of all, my best friend said she missed me so much, she is the bestest friend ever. Then, my whole day was made when I heard that a famous author was coming to our school. Now, I knew he was coming, but I forgot it was todays because I was absent two days. Now, to make my whole day amazing, I heard that I got picked to go and meet and talk to the author out of everyone in my class. Two kids from each class got picked for this, so there were like, twelve kids. And oh my gosh! I got his autograph, I shook his hand, and I got to talk to him! He answered one of my questions and I was so happy. My teacher told him I was writing a story and that she loved it, so I got a little compliment. I was probably the most excited from everyone who was there. Then, when I was walked out of the school, a teacher said she read one of my little essays and said it was amazing. So, this whole day went amazing, best day ever. Amazing day! I hope everyone had a nice day, I sure know I did!
    Formate credit: wittygirl2010

  5. xele91097x xele91097x
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    woman in commercial: *wakes up looking like she was created by the goddess Athena, stretches gracefully revealing perfectly tanned, hairless skin, with silky hair waterfalling on her shoulders and a flawless, rosy complexion*
    me: *rolls out of bed looking like I slept in a cardboard box in a sewer and got attacked by a greasy homeless man*

  6. waitfornothing waitfornothing
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Girl: I hate it when people wear cropped yoga pants and uggs.
    Friend: Tomorrow lets wear cropped yoga pants and uggs.

  7. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    It doesn't matter how strong you are.
    Everyone breaks after a while.
    One person can only take so much hate & pain.
    After so much hurt, you begin to break.
    Piece by piece, you fall apart.
    But, you have to be strong enough to pick yourself up, because no one else will.

  8. :)* :)*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    The GAME.
    Who just lost?

  9. OLOY OLOY
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    When someone criticizes what you're wearing &
    you just think to yourself:
    The only taste you have is in your mouth


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  11. ajxo* ajxo*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    you are fine, you are sweet,
    but im still a bit naive with my heart

  12. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums,
    'Oh what a shame that
    you came here with someone,
    so while you're here in my arms,
    let's make the most of the of the night like
    WE'RE GONNA DIE YOUNG♥
    (OneDirection)


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  14. FirstOneDirectionfan FirstOneDirectionfan
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 10:08am UTC
    Teacher: Everyone-
    Me: Else in the room can see it!
    Teacher: What?
    Me: Makes you beautiful!
    Teacher: Stop-
    Me: The tape and rewind! And if you walk away I know I'll fade!
    Teacher: If-
    Me: I'm Louder! Would you see me!
    Teacher: Get out!
    Me: Get out, get out of my head!
    That is how a true directioner gets kicked out of class

  15. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    "We'll always be together"
    its a new song by me feat. my computer.

  16. buby3 buby3
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    "When I See My Parents Start To Type,
    "www."
    And I'm like
    -_-

  17. xxxtheicekillerxxx xxxtheicekillerxxx
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 9:24am UTC
    Not trying to impress you or anything
    but I just broke my personal record of number of days without dying.
    -ifunny

  18. LOCATINGME LOCATINGME
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    That feeling of
    EPICNESS
    When you draw a straight line without a ruler


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