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  1. DirectionerSwiftie DirectionerSwiftie
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 6:37am UTC
    Wanting to add a quote but not knowing what to make it about

  2. MeaningfulSoul MeaningfulSoul
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    Oh a spider. You are tiny. I'm a great big person. I am a grown up. I can handle this. You are tiny. I'm a great big pe- OMG IT MOVED!!

  3. Keyboardfreak898 Keyboardfreak898
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 11:39am UTC
    Me: Why can't plane tickets cost ten dollars?
    Me: Why can't concert tickets cost ten dollars?
    Me: Why can't everything be ten dollars?
    Me: I'm not paying ten dollars for a candy bar. F/ck you.

  4. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

  5. kirajanee16 kirajanee16
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    friend: you should've come with us!
    me: an invitation might have helped

  6. thatswutshesaid thatswutshesaid
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    Me: *sneeze*
    Class: *silence*
    Popular girl: *sneeze*
    Class: GOD BLESS YOU, LORD JESUS LET GOD PROTECT YOU FROM THAT SNEEZE YOU BEAUTIFUL CHILD. AMEN.

  7. thatswutshesaid thatswutshesaid
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    Anyone can tell you you're pretty.
    You get that all the time, I know you do.
    But your beauty's deeper than the makeup.
    And I wanna show you what I see tonight .

  8. megaserperior megaserperior
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    “I think it would be easier to fight in a dress,” says Marlene, tapping her chin. “It would give your legs freer movement. And who really cares if you flash people your underwear, as long as you’re kicking the crap out of them?”
    Lynn goes silent, like she recognizes that as a spark of brilliance but can’t bring herself to admit it.
    “What’s this about flashing underwear?”
    says Uriah, sidestepping a bunk. “Whatever it is, I’m in.”
    ~Insurgent
    Veronica Roth

  9. ChrisMat ChrisMat
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 11:15am UTC
    Losing him was blue like I’d never known
    Missing him was dark grey all alone
    Forgetting him was like trying to know somebody you've never met
    But loving him was red.
    Red ~ Taylor Swift

  10. MyBoyfriendsGot27Tattoos MyBoyfriendsGot27Tattoos
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 2:43pm UTC
    "and in that moment i swear we were infinite."

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