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DawnRaven
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July 8, 2014 10:48pm UTC

So...
this is what I saw when I logged onto witty.

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Parrotfish*
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July 7, 2014 11:21pm UTC

While my friends were getting high
and chasing girls down parkway lines
I was losing my mind

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_Jannette
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July 7, 2014 11:36pm UTC

not all "old" music is good and not all ‘"new" music is bad
so get your head out of your booty

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_Jannette
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July 7, 2014 11:53pm UTC

If you call someone else hot and I have a crush on you, I will literally fall apart.

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_Jannette
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July 7, 2014 11:19pm UTC

But, why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it?

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Crazy girl*
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June 29, 2014 1:42pm UTC

Oh you miss me? I can tell by the way you ignore me

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*crybaby*
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June 30, 2014 3:44am UTC

Teacher: Where is your homework?
Me: I lost it fighting some kid who said you weren't the best teacher in school.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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acutterslullaby
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May 6, 2013 7:24pm UTC

The feeling of total isolation,
of being stuck in the corner,
of not having enough room to breath,
of feeling the corners cave in on you.

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EdgeFace
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June 25, 2013 6:46pm UTC

How do I get rid of these nightmares?

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mandy*
posted a quote
February 14, 2014 11:39pm UTC

Isolation is not safety,
it is death.
If no one knows you're alive,
you aren't.
If a tree falls in the forest,
and no one is around to hear it,
it does make a sound;
but then that sound is gone.
I'm not saying you'll find the meaning of life
in other people.
I'm saying that other people are the life to which you provide the meaning of.
-Neil Hilborn

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capsized*
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June 24, 2014 3:47am UTC

you're always haunted
by the idea that you're wasting your life

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capsized*
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June 24, 2014 3:41am UTC

marijuana does awful things to people like forcing them to talk about how much they smoke it on every single f×cking social network every single f×cking day

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capsized*
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June 24, 2014 12:01am UTC

America: Making my way downtown
America: Walking fast
China: Hey America, you owe me money-
America: Walking faster

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capsized*
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June 24, 2014 3:22am UTC

the other day i found out bananas and pumpkins are berries and it fücked me up for the rest of my life
also found out strawberries arent berrries and im adopted

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seafoam*
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June 23, 2014 10:21pm UTC

“ It always shocked me when I realized that I wasn't the only person in the world who thought and felt such strange and awful things. ”

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capsized*
posted a quote
June 24, 2014 3:44am UTC

“
Why is
it so
easy to
love a
stranger,
but so
unbearbly
hard to
love
yourself?
”

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*crybaby*
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June 24, 2014 2:58am UTC

horoscope: you breathe on a daily basis
me: omg that is so me how did they do that

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seafoam*
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June 23, 2014 10:54pm UTC

She is not ''my girl''. She belongs to herself, and to all of the world. And I am blessed, for with all her freedom, she still comes back to me, moment to moment, day by day, and night by night. How much more blessed can I be?

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*Yours Truly*
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April 30, 2014 10:50pm UTC

I don't feel like the mark on Harry's head qualifies as a scar.
it's more like a never healing scab.

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