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  1. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  2. xLovestruckx xLovestruckx
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 3:26pm UTC
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  4. Hailey* Hailey*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 11:31am UTC
    & Who E lse Thinks ... #8
    McDonalds should make a Krabby Patty instead of a Cheeseburger.

  5. suckaa4loveee suckaa4loveee
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 3:09pm UTC
    I never seen a tombstone that
    read:
    " Died fro m not forwarding that text to ten people "

  6. monkeylove33 monkeylove33
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 11:28am UTC
    THAT AKWARD MOMENT WHEN;
    you go to give a little kid a hug
    and they REJECT you

  7. Jewel Jewel
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    Grab somebody's horsey,
    Feed 'em hay. ;) ♥

  8. Jewel Jewel
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 4:17pm UTC
    I hate when you're super excited for something,
    And everything goes wrong. ♥

  9. SimplyPamela SimplyPamela
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 11:27am UTC
    The awkard moment when..
    your Teacher says "Find a partner" and you look over at your friend, but they already have a partner.

  10. TheNatalieNicole3 TheNatalieNicole3
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 11:10am UTC
    I like the Microsoft paperclip because he’s so chill. He’s like: “Hey man, I know I should be like, helping you out with that 50 page essay you’re writing; but I’m just gonna sit here & stare at you, maybe turn into a Bicycle.
    “Because Imma Paperclip.”

  11. looveisblinndx0 looveisblinndx0
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 12:13pm UTC
    THINGS A GIRL WANTS:
    - an endless supply of chocolate
    - an endless supply of money
    - to be kissed in the rain
    - to lay under the stars with him
    - for it to be summer forever
    - for a boy to call her beautiful not hot
    - to be wanted back
    - to shop forever
    - to not get her period
    - to really be loved by him.

  12. ImNotOkayKid ImNotOkayKid
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 11:50am UTC
    The Birth of a Candy Bar
    One Payday, Mr Goodbar wanted a Bit-O-Honey so he took Miss Hershey's to Downtown next to the corner of Main and 5th Avenue. He began to feel her Mounds with his Butterfinger that was pure Almond Joy. It made her Tootsie Roll and he let out a Snickers and she screamed Oh Henry!, you are even better than the 3 Musketeers! Soon she became Chunky and 9 months later Baby Ruth was born.

  13. lautnerbabe96 lautnerbabe96
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 12:28pm UTC
    "Hey, want some updog?"
    "What is that?"
    "What is what?"
    "Updog?"
    "What about it?"
    "What is it?"
    "What is what?"
    "WHAT IS UPDOG?"
    "Nothing much, what about you? :D"
    Fave if you get it.

  14. iClaire iClaire
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    he saw you.
    he met you.
    he wanted you.
    he liked you.
    he chased you.
    he got you.
    he had you.
    he loved you.
    he got bored.
    he left.

  15. livvxyourxlifeee livvxyourxlifeee
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 11:12am UTC
    .''.
    .''. *''* :_\/_: .
    :_\/_: . *_\/_* : /\ : .'.:.'.
    .''.: /\ : _\(/_ * /\ * : '..'. -=:o:=-
    :_\/_:'.:::. /)\*''* .| * '.\'/.'_\(/_'.':'.'
    : /\ : ::::: '*_\/_* | | -= o =- /)\ '
    '..' ':::' * /\ * |'| .'/.\'. '_____
    __*..* | | : |. | .---"|
    _ .-' '-. | | .--'| || | _| |
    .-'| _.| | || '-__ | | | || |
    |' | |. | || | | | | || |
    ___| '-' ' "" '-' '-.' '` |____
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Happy Fourth of July!

  16. Lost_in_time Lost_in_time
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    July 4, 2011 1:34pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. XRetroxMonsterX XRetroxMonsterX
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2010 4:43pm UTC
    red backround ; <div style="background-color: red;">
    orange backround ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
    yellow backround ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
    lime green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
    light blue backround ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
    purple backround ; <div style="background-color: purple;">
    pink backround ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
    black backround ; <div style="background-color: black;">
    spacing of lines closer ;<div style="line-height: 10px;">
    make text squished together ; <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
    To make a dotted border....
    <div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    To make a hot pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: hotpink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    To make a black backround...
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: black; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a solid border....
    <div style="border: 2px solid white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    to make a dashed border....
    <div style="width:582px;height:200px;border:2px dashed blue;">
    to make a medium blue backround....
    <div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: dodgerblue; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br />
    </span></span></span></div>
    to make a light pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a blue backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: blue; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    papyrus<font size="5" face="Papyrus">TYPE HERE<
    french script<span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'French Script MT'; font-size: 36pt">TYPE HERE<
    Vladimir Script<span style="font-size: xx-large"><font face="Vladimir Script">TYPE HERE<
    Cambria</span><span style="color: #000000"><font size="7" face="Cambria">TYPE HERE<
    SQUISHY-<span style="color: #000000"><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia', 'serif'; letter-spacing: -5.6pt; font-size: 38pt">TYPE HERE<
    Shadows
    Blue Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px blue;">
    Red Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px red;">
    green Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px green;">
    Orange Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px orange;">
    Yellow Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px yellow;">
    Pink Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px pink;">
    black shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px black;">
    Purple Shadows <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px purple;">

  19. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 2:34pm UTC
    TEXTS #48
    Daughter: I accidentally turned the dryer on with the dog in it.
    Mom: OMG is he ok??
    Daughter: Yeah, he's fine.
    Mom: Is he fluffy?

  20. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    TEXTS #43
    Mom: I saw a hobo on the side
    of the road with a sign that said
    "hungry hungry hobo".
    I couldn't stop laughing.

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