Witty Profiles
The Birth
of a Candy Bar
One
Payday, Mr Goodbar wanted a Bit-O-Honey so he took Miss Hershey's to Downtown next to the
corner of Main and 5th
Avenue. He began to feel her Mounds with his Butterfinger that was pure Almond Joy. It made her Tootsie Roll and he let out a
Snickers and she screamed
Oh Henry!, you are even
better than the 3 Musketeers!
Soon she became Chunky and 9
months later Baby Ruth was
born.
623 faves · 22 comments · Jul 4, 2011 11:50am
purpleglitter55
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1 decade ago
lmfao!!!
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pinkgymnast
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1 decade ago
i love thisssssssssss
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twilightgirl995
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1 decade ago
Omg, that's great!
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sunset_xo_sunrise
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1 decade ago
i just died xD
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silverarrows
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1 decade ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
awesome :)
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laurengirlyxoxo
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1 decade ago
lmfao!
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livelifeforever
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1 decade ago
we had to do this in ELA class except you know not the bad part :]
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duckysayssmile
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1 decade ago
lifemade :)
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guitargirl13
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1 decade ago
Lol I havem't even heard of half of these candy bars!!! Well played... well played... :) Haha follow me???:)
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asizzle11
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1 decade ago
you are very clever, my friend
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ohemgeeitsfrilldawg
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1 decade ago
this is hilarious & ive never seen this before.. love(:
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lillylovesbacon
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1 decade ago
HAHAHA I LOVE THIS QUOTE!!!
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soccerstar123abc
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1 decade ago
This is my favorite quote ever. I've made it before and it only got like 10 faves. Hope you get a bajillion!
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ImNotOkayKid
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1 decade ago
WaysToAnnoyVoldemort: Thanks :3
missygirl77: Oh yeah.. o: Ah well. :L
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missygirl77
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1 decade ago
you forgot the part where he put his butterfinger in her juicy fruit and caused a milkyway ;) i have a keychain with this on it from teh hershey's factory :)
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WaysToAnnoyVoldemort
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1 decade ago
This is legendary. xD
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ImNotOkayKid
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1 decade ago
Thanks x]
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alyssa_smexay_kinz
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1 decade ago
Hahahahhahhaaaaaa thts bout the funniest thing i hav heard in a while lmfao
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ImNotOkayKid
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1 decade ago
xD
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FML2 · 1 decade ago
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My name is Ruth (: lmao