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ImNotOkayKid

1. ImNotOkayKid
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   July 6, 2011 12:52pm UTC
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2. ImNotOkayKid
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   July 6, 2011 11:18am UTC
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3. ImNotOkayKid
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   July 6, 2011 10:55am UTC
   America.
   Where we can't have gay rights, but we're allowed to murder babies.
   
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4. ImNotOkayKid
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   July 4, 2011 12:17pm UTC
   "Hey, want some updog?"
   "What is that?"
   "What is what?"
   "Updog?"
   "What about it?"
   "What is it?"
   "What is what?"
   "WHAT IS UPDOG?"
   "Nothing much, what about you? :D"
   Fave if you get it.
   
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5. ImNotOkayKid
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   July 4, 2011 11:50am UTC
   The Birth of a Candy Bar
   One Payday, Mr Goodbar wanted a Bit-O-Honey so he took Miss Hershey's to Downtown next to the corner of Main and 5th Avenue. He began to feel her Mounds with his Butterfinger that was pure Almond Joy. It made her Tootsie Roll and he let out a Snickers and she screamed Oh Henry!, you are even better than the 3 Musketeers! Soon she became Chunky and 9 months later Baby Ruth was born.
   
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6. ImNotOkayKid
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   July 4, 2011 11:07am UTC
   Today is my 16th birthday.
   And I'm back home in Florida for a week (I moved to England when I was 12) to celebrate my birthday.
   And...
   Happy Independence Day. <3
   
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7. ImNotOkayKid
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   July 3, 2011 9:36am UTC
   Wanna see the cutest video ever?
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bmhjf0rKe8
   ♥
   
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8. ImNotOkayKid
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   June 30, 2011 11:24am UTC
   One of my goals in life:
   To find a grave that says "Died because they didn't pass on a chain message." (:
   
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9. ImNotOkayKid
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   June 29, 2011 11:47am UTC
   Is it normal that my stomach does a flip whenever I'm near her? <3
   - Shawn
   
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10. ImNotOkayKid
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 1:10pm UTC
    Bored of Google?
    Then go to www.ninja.com .
    It's the same as Google, except it's.. eh.. Ninja.
    
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11. ImNotOkayKid
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 12:19pm UTC
    I just told my cat
    that a lot of people on Witty think he's sexy.
    His reaction?
    "Meow."
    ... Very inspirational, Jynx.
    
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12. ImNotOkayKid
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    June 28, 2011 12:13pm UTC
    Sing it for the boys; sing it for the girls
    Everytime that you lose it, sing it for the world
    Sing it from the heart; sing it till you're nuts
    Sing it out for the ones that'll hate your guts
    Sing it for the deaf; sing it for the blind
    Sing about everyone that you left behind
    Sing it for the world,
    SING IT FOR THE WORLD.
    
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13. ImNotOkayKid
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 11:27am UTC
    LOL.
    Lack Of Laughter.
    
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14. ImNotOkayKid
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    June 28, 2011 10:46am UTC
    Last night, I asked out the girl I like.
    She said she's liked me back for ages, & she said yes.
    I'm now the happiest person ever. :]
    Shawn♥Scarlett
    
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15. ImNotOkayKid
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 12:31pm UTC
    I THROW MY SANDWICH IN THE AIR SOMETIMES,
    saying "AYYYOO, I ORDERED MAYYOOO!"
    ... LOL, JK. I don't care if they give me the wrong sandwich, I'm gonna eat it anyway ;)
    
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16. ImNotOkayKid
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 12:22pm UTC
    My birthday is on
    Independence Day.
    Aren't I lucky? :P
    (I moved to England when I was 12, but I go home to Florida every year to celebrate Independence Day ... And my birthday :L)
    
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17. ImNotOkayKid
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    June 27, 2011 11:42am UTC
    & Who else thinks
    That the picture of me and my cat on my profile looks sexy? x'D
    
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18. ImNotOkayKid
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 12:56pm UTC
    Did you hear about the blonde that...
    Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope?
    Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"?
    Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button?
    When asked what the capital of California was, answered 'C'?
    Cooked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125?
    After losing a breastroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms?
    - Just a joke. No offense to blondes [:
    
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19. ImNotOkayKid
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    June 26, 2011 12:45pm UTC
    "I notice you're all French... Well... Opposite of Bonjour to you"
    - Adam Sandler
    
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20. ImNotOkayKid
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 12:37pm UTC
    I WANNA GET CHOCOLATE WASTED!
    - Grown Ups xD
    
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