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  1. meyer97 meyer97
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    It's sad; when people you know
    become people you knew.

  2. AnnieeB AnnieeB
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    My tears. They're 1% water.
    99% your fault.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. Ellmo Ellmo
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When Chris Brown raises his hand, and everyone flinches♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  5. foreverisalie foreverisalie
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    You start to notice
    the way he walks,the things he says,
    and slowly and obliviously he creeps into your head

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    There's a fine line between
    doing a fist pump and pretending to jack off a giant.

  7. mireunlove15 mireunlove15
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    me: I talk to myself
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me: same.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    There's plenty of fish in the sea,
    I just suck at fishing.

  9. JordanThinksYourBeautiful JordanThinksYourBeautiful
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    it's only been one day since you left us, Maddie.
    I feel like it's been so much longer. I miss you so much.
    You were the best little sister a person could ask for.
    I know you're watching over me from Heaven, and I'm trying really hard to stay strong.
    Sometimes I cry, but I know you wouldn't like that.
    God. Why did you have to take her from me?
    She's in a better place now. I understand that.
    I just wish I could have gone with her.
    Rest In Paradise, Maddie.
    1-5-12.
    </3

  10. computernerd567 computernerd567
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    Putting your curser between the eyes and mouth and making a mustache!
    : )

  11. Savanah2010 Savanah2010
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 1:18am UTC
    Dear Restroom,
    You aren't just a bathroom,
    you are a place to talk, gossip, cry and escape my class.
    Sincerly,Teenage Girls.

  12. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    Sending a risky text&thinking
    "oh god, they hate me," if they don't respond within 30 seconds
    ©livsbestfriendryan

  13. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    Everyone wants to be happy
    No one wants to be in pain
    But you can't have the rainbow
    Without Any Rain
    Format Credit To "FreakyiiZ"

  14. kiwibird713 kiwibird713
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 10:41pm UTC
    The hardest part of going back to school
    is going to be
    remembering to put 2012 instead of 2011
    on your papers.

  15. MaggiieBear MaggiieBear
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 3:17am UTC
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    Fave if you do one of these in class :
    1. Peel off your nail polish
    2. Search your hair for split ends
    3. Check the clock every 5 minutes
    4. Draw hearts on your paper
    5. Draw smileys on your hand
    6. Secretly eat ,
    Hope I'm not the only one(:
    nm/nmq
    ------------------------

  16. thatgirlemmak thatgirlemmak
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 11:45pm UTC
    Actual Conversation with my boyfriend. ♥
    Me: I love you babycakes (:
    Him: I love you too baby ice cream :)
    Me: lol. uhm. what? c:
    Him: You said baby "cakes" so i said "ice cream" because cake and ice cream go together. :)
    not my format

  17. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 11:11pm UTC
    no matter how fast you run
    Micheal Myers WILL walk faster
    ©livsbestfriendryan

  18. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 10:23pm UTC
    &i have to try so hard
    to not chat you first
    ©livsbestfriendryan

  19. ThisOnesForYouu ThisOnesForYouu
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 1:56pm UTC
    who else isnt getting a
    new years eve kiss tonight?

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 2:20am UTC
    The Awkward Moment
    when you're on the computer
    and your mom sits down next to you.
    follow me, i follow back:) - love, jimmy365
    my format:)!:):)

:)

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