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FreakyiiZ

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Member Since: 31 Jan 2011 11:37pm

Last Seen: 14 Apr 2012 06:00am

user id: 150395

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  1. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment
    when you answer the home phone
    & they ask if you're home,
    & you realise you just wasted your life
    talking to a moron.

  2. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment
    when you're talking about someone in a text
    and then you accidentally send it to
    the person you were talking about.

  3. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment
    when you realize Valentines day is approaching fast
    & the only one who loves you is your mom

  4. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    Subway is like prostitution
    You pay a stranger to do your wife's job

  5. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    It's amazing how someone can break your heart
    & you still love them with every broken piece of it.

  6. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    How Can Someone Love You
    ...The Real You...
    If you're not being yourself
    -Jasmine Sanders.

  7. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    I have Started a band called "Free Beer"
    because when people see a sign that says
    "Free Beer Tomorrow @ 9PM"
    everyone is going to be there.

  8. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    SUNGLASSES
    Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught.
    It's like Facebook, but in real life.

  9. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    LIFE IS UNFAIR
    Because if it was fair, we wouldn't know how strong we are and who our real friends are.

  10. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    At wendy's, I saw a Burker King employee
    I felt like I was witnessing an affair

  11. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    Everyone wants to be happy
    No one wants to be in pain
    But you can't have the rainbow
    Without Any Rain
    Format Credit To "FreakyiiZ"

  12. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 10:29pm UTC
    " I'm a pessimistic person, I see the glass half empty even when It's full "
    --- Ryan Higa ♥

  13. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    ♥Witty Girls, I want to play a game
    [DAY YOU WERE BORN]:
    1. I hugged
    2. I slapped
    3. I married
    4. I killed
    5. I went to the beach with
    6. I high-fived
    7. I sang to
    8. I had babies with
    9. I danced to
    10. I sang to
    11. I took a picture with
    12. I danced with
    13. I went shopping with
    14. I went to the beach with
    15. I texted
    16. I baked cookies with
    17. I went skydiving with
    18. I laughed with
    19. I rolled on the floor with
    20. I punched
    21. I whipped my hair back and forth with
    22. I adopted a unicorn with
    23. I played football with
    24. I played soccor with
    25. I played Wii with
    26. I stabbed
    27. I played russian roulette with
    28. I swam with
    29. I fed
    30. I eloped with
    31. I went to burger king with
    COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:
    Red. Justin Bieber
    Orange. Chris Brown
    Yellow. Miley Cyrus
    Green. Drake
    Blue. Nicki Minaj
    Purple. Taylor Swift
    White. Beyonce
    Black. New Boyz
    Brown. Christopher Drew
    Other. Rihanna
    MONTH YOU WERE BORN:
    Jan. Because my dinosaur told me to
    Feb. Because I'm hot
    Mar. Because I was dared to
    Apr. Because I'm hungry
    May. Because my mom said yes
    June. Because I like pizza
    July. Because I'm flawless
    Aug. Because I'm black
    Sep. Because I'm Asian
    Oct. Because I took a picture of my bum
    Nov. Because we are in love.
    Dec. Because It's cold outside
    COMMENT WITH YOUR SENTENCE!

  14. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 9:45am UTC
    ( . , ) - ( _--- D_ )====J
    ^planking♥

  15. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 1:19am UTC
    LIFE IS TOO SHORT
    Smile While You Still Have Teeth

  16. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    I wonder if it's ok for a teacher
    to give a homless kid homework

  17. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 5:18pm UTC
    No, I Didn't Fall;
    But I Knew The Floor Just Wanted My Body

  18. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 11:09pm UTC
    "Hey are you free tomorrow?"
    "No, Im expensive"

  19. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 10:41pm UTC
    I asked god for a flower,
    He gave me a bouquet.
    I asked god for a minute,
    He gave me a day.
    I asked god for a true love,
    He gave me that too.
    I asked god for an angel,
    He gave me you.

  20. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 3:46pm UTC
    Success woke me up,
    Motivation made me breakfast,
    Destiny gave me my Agenda and,
    God gave me his Blessings.
    ♥♥♥♥♥

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