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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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June 25, 2013 9:49pm UTC

if my ceiling fan could hold my weight I’d never be bored again

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damon43
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June 22, 2013 11:37am UTC

My first marriage will be my only marriage.

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MyMindBook
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October 15, 2012 5:19pm UTC

The internet is alot like ancient Egypt,
People writing on walls and worshiping cats.

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littleleftofthemiddle
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October 5, 2012 8:46pm UTC

If I've ever liked / had a crush on you,
you must have done something right because i hate 95% of humanity

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BravoSierra
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September 25, 2012 2:52pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
If you ask me to hold your soda,
I will drink it.

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AmbersWittyProfile
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September 25, 2012 11:58am UTC

click to see this quote

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softballxwin27
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September 23, 2012 3:49pm UTC

Teacher: Where the hell is your math homework?!
Me: It committed suicide, had too many problems.

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t3ssaann3
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September 22, 2012 11:04am UTC

Now you know why
Peter Pan didn't want to grow up.

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MasterCommanderMegan
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September 22, 2012 10:41am UTC

Boo you, wh Jre.

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yourcool
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September 21, 2012 5:15pm UTC

I believe in never going to bed upset at someone.
Because who knows what will happen over night.
What if they had a heart attack?
Maybe they could have gotten into a car accident driving home after the incident.
Perhaps they died in their sleep.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself, know they were mad at me when they were hurt.
What if they did die, and I never got to tell them that I was sorry and that I loved them?
The world is full of possibilities.
I would much rather admit to being wrong, than to lose a friend.

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rissa7373
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September 20, 2012 5:49pm UTC

Age 11: Worry about internet people finding me in real life.
Me now: Worry about people from real life finding me on the internet.

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Kizzie29
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September 20, 2012 7:05pm UTC

There was a girl at school today
Who fell out with her best friends. None of them talk anymore. Everybody ignores her in lessons, and she sits by herself at lunchtime.
At school today I saw her coming out of the toilets with tear-stained cheeks. She pulled up her sleeve to wash her hands and I saw the scars all the way up her arm.
Before she left, I pulled up the sleeve of my school jumper, and showed her how I have no scars, but the words, "Have hope, it gets better," writted on my wrists.
Later that day, I found out I stopped this girl from trying to commit suicide.
MQ.

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xHello
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September 19, 2012 8:16am UTC

FAVORITE DISNEY SINGERS
Hannah Montana & Selena Gomez

Timon & Pumba

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OMGIMATACO
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October 28, 2011 5:55pm UTC

Shutting the door
To force your pet into
spending time with you.

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Raining_Sunshine
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September 12, 2012 7:53pm UTC

-In science class-
Me: Emily! Get your a-
Teacher: *walks by*
Me: -bercrombie jeans butt over here!
Teacher: Nice save.

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Fake_a_smile
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September 11, 2012 8:44pm UTC

Friends: Wanna come over sometime?
Best friends: K so you haven't been to our house in like, a month. WTF.
Friends: Oh, you're hungry? Me too, I'll make us something.
Best friends: Oh, you're hungry? Well, then, get food, dumb@ss, you know where it is.
Friends: Waves when you see them in cafeteria
Best friends: Jumps you while you're waiting in the lunch line, scaring the sh*t out of you.
Friends: Want some of this food? I don't want it.
Best friends: I have turkey, I don't want it. Here *throws at face*
Friends: *Has normal conversation*
Best friends: *Has legitimate conversation about something using nothing but 'Nyeh" and gesturing
Friends: Remember that time when we went to the park? That was fun.
Best friends: Remember when you were drinking a shake and walked into a pole? That was funny.

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yourcool
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September 11, 2012 6:47pm UTC

when you're doing something you aren't supposed to,
every small noise scares the sh/t out of you.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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InLoveWithHim1040609
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September 10, 2012 10:53pm UTC

HomeWork
Because 7 Hours Of School Isn't Enough

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