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Member Since: 3 Dec 2011 07:56pm

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smile , baby . your worth it <3 heey , my name is tessa and i love pretty much every sport possible. i truely believe that everyone put on this earth is meant to be on here. i am here for everyone , all the time. message me if you need someone to talk too (-:. dueces

t3ssaann3
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December 12, 2012 3:52pm UTC

jordan: THIS IS NASTY.
her mother: would you like to see where you came from?
best mother ever.

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t3ssaann3
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October 16, 2012 5:03pm UTC

I want him
But i just can't have him

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September 22, 2012 11:04am UTC

Now you know why
Peter Pan didn't want to grow up.

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August 27, 2012 9:57am UTC

one million memories
one million secrets shared
one million times spent together
one million times never spared.
you could be one million miles away
but youd always be my best friend.
dont forget us here down in MA
i love you hallie

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t3ssaann3
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August 18, 2012 12:50pm UTC

i want a relationship like jared&savannah's

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July 31, 2012 2:35pm UTC

When guys smell good, it automatically makes them more attractive

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July 19, 2012 4:33pm UTC

people are killing themselves because of hate on here. i thought this was a place to vent. i guess not.

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July 18, 2012 6:30pm UTC

*My dad watching toddlers and tiaras*
Dad: You know what ? I don't like to hear you say that to your mother. That is disrespect. OH DONT GIVE HER THAT TONE YOUNG LADY. who do you think you are? Oh, now you think your Miss. Perfect with the crown, dontcha. You dont deserve to win. The brunette should have won. WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TOO.
Me: I was thinking the same thing about you.

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t3ssaann3
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July 14, 2012 3:58pm UTC

"god will never give you something you cant handle, so dont stress"
KELLYCLARKSON

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t3ssaann3
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July 14, 2012 3:50pm UTC

FLASHBACK;
girls go to college to get more knowledge,
boys go to jupiter to get more stupider.

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t3ssaann3
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July 14, 2012 3:21pm UTC

i swear medicine companies dont know what fruit tastes like.

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July 13, 2012 5:13pm UTC

during a test:
people look up for inspiration,
down in desperation,
and left and right for information.

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July 13, 2012 4:56pm UTC

Maybe your d/ck would be longer if you didnt shove so much of it into your personality.

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t3ssaann3
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July 12, 2012 2:33pm UTC

your insecure,
i know what for,
your not perrie, danielle
or eleanor.

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July 12, 2012 2:20pm UTC

We all hope, one day, cancer is just a zodiac sign.

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July 10, 2012 3:29pm UTC

i remeber when she used to be my bestfriend.

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July 10, 2012 12:40pm UTC

There is that one girl,
that we are all insanely jealous of.

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July 10, 2012 9:58am UTC

Me: OMG. I SEE A BEE.
Friend: OMG. KILLL ITTT.
Me: HOW ?
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: we shall kill it with baseball bats
Friend: *runs in screaming* FOR NARNIA !!!
*hits it for the next 10 minutes*
Friends: We are so mature.

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t3ssaann3
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July 9, 2012 7:15pm UTC

i just wish i could turn back time

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t3ssaann3
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July 9, 2012 6:58pm UTC

Everybodys face when a teacher has a good comeback

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