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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Boys say they like natural girls
    But honestly,
    if there’s two girls walking down the street,
    one with nice smokey eyes
    and a classy red lipstick
    and another with shoved up hair and no makeup;
    you’re going to be looking at the one
    who made an effort ..
    and if boys do prefer natural girls,
    why is it always the girls who wear the most makeup
    who actually get the boyfriends?

  2. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    Old Disney:
    Lizzie McGuire: Mom, I really want you to know I appreciate everything you do for me.
    That's So Raven: Because if you haven't noticed, people come in different shapes and sizes and they're all beautiful..
    New Disney:
    Shake It Up: I could just eat you up... well if I ate.

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 8:51am UTC
    Person: Stop apologizing.Me: Sorry.

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    Mom: Can I see your witty?
    Me: What witty?
    Me: *clears internet history, throws laptop against wall, flees to Mexico and changes name to Juanita*

  5. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    You're not ugly. Society is.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. sugrfree sugrfree
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 10:33am UTC
    You're boyfriend's perfect?
    Oh, I didn't know we were dating Jesus.

  8. hammy8888 hammy8888
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 10:47am UTC
    Would You...
    like you if you met you?
    i wouldn't.
    NMF

  9. ltoma18 ltoma18
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 10:53am UTC
    I do what I want, when I want, where I want.......
    if my mom says its ok.

  10. whiplash whiplash
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 10:57am UTC
    oh its bendable
    *SNAP* nevermind...

  11. lovewackjob lovewackjob
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 11:04am UTC
    The Awkward Moment When
    I have a better chance of finging Waldo than a boyfriend

  12. ♥Je t'aime∞* ♥Je t'aime∞*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    So I just saw this 7 and I thought I was famous. It was just the fav rampage I did on my own quotes. *forever alone*

  13. ♥Je t'aime∞* ♥Je t'aime∞*
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 2:43pm UTC
    Good afternoon ladies;D You are probably wondering why i gathered all of you here today, well, i need motivation. im trying to lose weight. soooooo
    1 Fave=5 situps
    1 Comment= 10 situps.
    thankss :D

  14. ILoveStarWars ILoveStarWars
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 8:12am UTC
    The less people you chill with,
    The less problems you deal with.

  15. drella drella
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 11:31am UTC
    If you're deciding between me or her,
    choose her. If you really loved me, it wouldn't be a question.

  16. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 11:32am UTC
    "People think Niall & I flirt while talking on skype,
    But in reality all he does is
    Eat in front of the camera."
    -Demi Lovato

  17. ThatsJustLifee ThatsJustLifee
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 12:22am UTC
    Its amazing how much a stranger on a Witty
    can have such an impact on a person's life. ♥

  18. Olivia_913 Olivia_913
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 11:21pm UTC
    Don't call a girl obssessed if she's only
    In Love...
    -Zayn Malik

  19. SorrowUnleashed SorrowUnleashed
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 11:22pm UTC
    I'm tired of making excuses for you.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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