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p0t4t0ch1p
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 12:51pm UTC

Dear Millionaires,
if you don't have a water slide that connects your bed to your pool, give me your money.
You're wasting it.
NMF

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 10:52pm UTC

anyone else wanna see
MAGIC MIKE?
♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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tampon
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 10:12pm UTC

Yeah, we get it. You're a boy on Witty. You don't have to write a quote about it ever 2 minutes saying "Hey girls, I'm a boy, you're all beautiful. check out my profile!"
By the way, your picture is fake. lolol

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 10:02pm UTC

It’s tough when someone special starts to ignore you,
but it’s even tougher when you have to pretend that you don’t mind.

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Buki
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 10:22pm UTC

Father: Say Daddy!
Baby: Mommy
Father: Come on! Say daddy!
Baby: Mommy.
Father: F*ck you! Say daddy!
Baby: F*ck you
Mother: Honey! I'm home!
Baby: F*ck you
Mother: Oh my goodness! Where did you hear that?!
Baby: Daddy
Father: Are you kidding me?!

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fool's gold*
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 9:21pm UTC

Got a secret, can you keep it?
swear this one you'll save.
||||||||||||Better lock it in your pocket|||||||||||||
taking this one to the grave.
if I show you then I know you won't
tell what I said, 'cause two can keep a secret
if one of them is dead.
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 9:25pm UTC

Me on my period.
Oh. Ugh. MMMMMMMMMMM.
Sucks to be a girl, doesn't it.
Oh my God. I wish there was chocolate.
FOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
Ugh. I need to change my pad.
Well, there goes my cute panties.
Shut up, you're bothering me more than usual.
Well. I guess I won't be wearing white shorts today.
UGH . Omg. OHHHH . F/CK YOU CRAMPS.
Chocolate. Chocolate. Chocolate.
*Pulls legs over my head.*
Ugh. These shorts fit me last week..
Thank God I'm not pregnant.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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ILoveStarWars
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 12:19pm UTC

"I like your hair"
Thanks. I grew it myself.

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Hallsylover04
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 10:42pm UTC

Dear boys,
Please stop making witty accounts.
Sincerely,
Keep thinking the guy i like sees my witty and how much i like him :/ .

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KYL3
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 10:30pm UTC

How Are You Calling Me Fake?
I Have Instagram And Tumblr.
I Wouldn't Be Suprised If You Girls Are The Fake Ones.
Lol @ People Who Judge Without Knowing.

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Purpal32
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 10:19pm UTC

iCarly
Carly: No more panties on the stairs!
Sam: AAH! I don't like that word!
Spencer: Well too bad! Stairs, stairs, stairs!
Carly: She meant 'panties'
Spencer:
Spencer:
Spencer:
Spencer: Now I'm embarassed.

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Wisconsin
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 1:59am UTC

Isn't it heartbreaking how easily you can dedicate your life to destroying yourself?

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Izzy10bella
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 2:42pm UTC

I vow to love you and no matter what challenges might carry us apart, we will always find a way back to each other.♥
-The Vow

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Izzy10bella
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 12:14pm UTC

Most girls: I hangout with guys, there's less drama than with girls.
Me: I hangout by myself. There's no drama & I don't have to wear pants.

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musiclyricslove
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 12:17pm UTC

HEY YOU!
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 1:45pm UTC

Everyone: Hey j just met yo-
Me: NOEveryone: What?
Me JUST NO. STOP IT.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 12:23pm UTC

Witty: Please sign in to add this quote to your faves!
Me: *signs in*Witty: You are already signed in silly!
Me:Witty:Me:Witty:Me:Mom: So the computer just fell out the window?

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Youknowthosesweetestmoments
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 12:07pm UTC

Dear heart; stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, thats it. ♥

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